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J Chapman

@Lord_Chappers

Fiduciam in vicem competentiae.

 Crawley
Joined June 2010
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Heartbroken @ElectricCallboy @DownloadFest
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Some people think the strangest outfit choice in #GreenLantern is @VancityReynolds CGI suit, but it's actually @TaikaWaititi's American @RichardAyoade costume.
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What are the repercussions for delivery services lying to the recepients and customers? Fucking nothing. @RoyalMail Crawley depot confirmed to me last time I had to go in that they are short-staffed and do not always attempt to deliver anything to me, so why lie on the app?
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Who would you report something like this to? Even DPD have gotten their shit together now. @RoyalMail do not deliver to me until I complain, then the delivery happens shortly after. If noone complains then nothing will change, but who the fuck do you report this bullshit to?
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Oi @wagamama_uk why do you let people go completely through the ordering and payment on your site before telling them that collection isn't available? Useless twats.
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So the government either doesn't care about people with Samsungs, Android in general, or are on Three. Anyone else got signal and alerts turned on but didn't get anything?
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It just came through - did apple pay for a 5 min head start?
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got signed up to the @Box mailing list at work (by being signed up for Box). Clicked unsubscribe, and rather than unsubscribing it opens a browser window and asks you to put in the address. A little annoying, but whatever. 1/2
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It then emails you a confirmation code you have to enter before letting you unsubfuckingscribe to something I guarantee no-one has ever asked to be subscribed to. 2/3
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Holy fucking shit there's more - you then have to decide whether you're opting in or out of the emails, and then confirm the choice. Jesus Christ just unsubscribe people who click on the unsubscribe link, you petulant bitches. 3/3
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Accident happened at 08:10 and @TheRAC_UK were called quickly through @HastingsDirect. Estimated time for them to arrive is still sitting at 12:02. Fuck you RAC! Don't use Hastings cover, get @TheAA_UK instead!
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Just watched #NopeMovie - so many questions, but the biggest is: how much Hole.io was @JordanPeele playing when he came up with it?
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Disassembled old sofa and thrown out as my @IKEA sofa arrived today! Got most of it built and one part, one fucking structural bolt, is not threaded correctly, so I can't finish or use it. Phoned @IKEAUKSupport and they've advised me that it will take up to two weeks for 1/2
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A replacement bolt to arrive. What the fuck @IKEA? Do you expect everyone to have enough space to not have to remove old furniture before assembling new stuff? That system is mental. Why does it take as long for a bolt to be sent as it did the entire sofa? Not happy.
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I'd like to say thank you @Screwfix Crawley Manor Royal - went in with the shit bit and Andrea knew exactly what to recommend, and it's now cut down and fitted. Massively helpful. All they need to do is sell meatballs and I'd never need to go to Purley again!
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Replying to @iHASCO
@iHASCO I have a problem with a question on Cyber Security Awareness: app.ihasco.co.uk/training/pr… There is nowhere near enough information given in the scenario to give an accurate answer. Only afterwards the narrator says that you use your personal phone for work.
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If my phone isn't connected to the company WiFi, I have no work contacts on my phone or social media, and I absolutely do not use my phone for any work, then the risks of a cyberattack on my social media impacting my company is magnitudes less.
Replying to @JustEatUK
@JustEatUK I didn't order this?
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To expand - I didn't order anything. Just got a notification saying my order is ready to collect. Hope it hasn't charged me.
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They paid using my saved card, so I've had to call my bank to cancel the transaction and cancel my card as @JustEatUK won't refund me. The restaurant doesn't exist, its only used for money laundering. You useless fucks.
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