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Ocean of Lotion

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I like girls and basketball Any pronouns

Joined February 2020
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Well my patreon got nuked again. This is the 3rd time in 5 years the NCAA/NFL have forced me to start over, so I think I'm over it I've deleted all my professional Twitter accounts and am just going to use this one now. It was fun while it lasted I guess Anyways. Hi! I'm Damien
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Challenge: Can you build a hypothetical starting 5 that’s great at something collectively, without any individual being good at the skill? Let’s say top 10 in volume and efficiency A great 3pt shooting team, without a great 3pt shooter could be Parker Iggy Bron Jokic Shaq
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Shaq and Lebrons rim gravity opening up easy C&S 3s for guys who know how to move and will shoot them Iggy and Parker give you close out pressure to give them more space for 3 While Jokic gives you great screening and touch passing I think it’s an interesting concept
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The fact @SEGA doesn’t have a Chao garden mobile game shows they’re a deeply unserious company Let me race my friends Chao’s!
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Abeille Lurette@AbeilleLuretteOct 29
T'as cité tout ce qu'il y a à savoir sur votre pays, on va pas vous inventer une culture pour la deuxième fois.
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@RoseGoldMambaOct 29
Here's a challange for the French. Name a joke that has nothing to do with... and without using a AMERICAN meme? -School shootings -Food/Weight -President/Politicians -Healthcare -9/11 -Police Brutality -Abortion Cus those are all jokes we been joking about for the last 30 years
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I went back and watched some of Giannis 2021 and 2022 playoff tape G6 finals 😵‍💫 50 points on 75% TS and DPOY caliber defense in a game that was a race to 100 pts, and that doesn’t even do it justice No one has had a better finals since, even beyond that G6
Jabari 🇵🇸 (@Sudanesejerry2) profile pictureJabari 🇵🇸@Sudanesejerry2Oct 25
Replying to @LotionOf @itsnotreale94 @JBBHoops1
He won his only championship because every star in front of him and throughout the league (2 from the team that would have sent him home in the 2nd round ) got injured . His resume has been embarrassingly poor before and since proving the fact that it was a fluke
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But this isnt “feasts on teams with bad defenses but struggles against good defenses” like a Nikola Jokic But an honest to god MU body-type check Either you have someone who can navigate that screen without being overwhelmed at the FT line, or you don’t A guy like Al Horford
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Has the answer Another good defender like 2021 Mikael does not The 2019 Raptors had a solution Another great defense like 2025 OKC probably doesn’t
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