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I want to give you guys some facts about General Chappie James. He wasn’t a “DEI” hire—he was a complete badass that had to overcome MORE than any white pilot. Did 178 combat missions—that’s like 7 bomber tours on a B-17 in WWII. His medal count? Impeccable. 3 Distinguished Flying Crosses, 14 Air Medals, Two Legions of Merit, and a Defense Distinguished Service Medal. One of the original Tuskegee Airmen, the first four-star African American General. Hegseth couldn’t sniff the level of soldiering and warrior that was in Chappie’s DNA. God bless him. And Hegseth took down his picture from a hallway like a racist little child, which is what he is.
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PRESIDENT OBAMA: Married to the same woman for 30 years... excellent father... classy... educated... Nobel Peace Prize. Trump: Multiple baby mamas...cheated on all...convicted felon, protects pedophiles
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When a white male elected official stands in front of a podium and calmly says he hopes the Supreme Court overturns the 14th Amendment, (The 14th Amendment was passed after slavery to guarantee Black people citizenship and equal protection under the law in America.) It’s full fucking stop. Period. Fuck the Met Gala. Fuck relationship podcasts. Fuck the NBA playoffs. Fuck the summer. Fuck spending money. Fuck all this shit. It’s time to shut this shit the fuck down.
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Tonight is my 1st gig at @ComedyWorks since being promoted to the pro roster. Only fitting I'm opening up for my comedy uncle @LouisJohnson. Then #Casper #Wyoming I'm back this Saturday!!! Let's have some fun!!! #standupcomedy #work – at Colorado, USA
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Just for the record, we considered it huge gets when we landed @JasStanford, @bourbonface, @BillyWashington, @LouisJohnson, @SYMPLYCOURTNEY and Kris Clack. Those shows are all very worth the watch. Check 'em out! – at Austin, TX
“The defense argued that Mr. Floyd died because his heart was too big. The reason George Floyd died is because Mr. Chauvin’s heart was too small” ~ Jerry Blackwell #DerekChauvinTrial
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Weirdos At Home is back LIVE tonight at 8pm ct with one of my favorite comedians working today, the internationally loved and respected @LouisJohnson! Come hang tonight! #ComedyWorks Facebook.com/WeirdosAtHome
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JUST ANNOUNCED: A special show with 3 natl headliners. Catch Triple Threat w/ @StephaneeMchugh @LouisJohnson @superboycomedy March 18 & 25 at Comedy Works South! Details: comedyworks.com/comedians/tr…
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As an English major and a word nerd, I've always thought it would be fun if words meant what they sound like and so I wrote two books full of them. If you think “winsome” sounds like what you sometimes do in Vegas, then you'll love my books. #DictJokes #WordUpWednesday #wordnerd