𝗟𝗩𝗟 𝟯 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘

ㅤ ︙𝘗𝘰𝘬𝘦́𝘋𝘦𝘹 𝘌𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺︙ Despite 𝙖𝙡𝙡 attempts to cull their population, this invasive species continues to 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚. A massive outbreak of them has become a public concern. ⊲ -- 𝘼𝙡𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙍𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙖 -- ㅤ

The Rattata have no concept of 𝗡𝗡𝗡. If you tried to explain it to them, they’d just be even more confused. All they know is that they get a 𝗟𝗢𝗧 more reluctant “customers” during November…

How’s it feel to know that these rat bastards get the women that you clamor and holler for?

Fattening up and getting increasingly lazy with the upcoming Winter… The rats need to find an warm abode to tuck themselves within for those months.

ㅤ A rare moment where you convinced the Rats to actually bathe… …and they’re busy lazily stroking their dark lengths instead, knowing you’ll grow frustrated and join in eventually… It was a solid attempt! You’re just 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠. ㅤ

You can actively witness the moment all of their braincells die in the presence of muk-rank ratcock.

At this point, the Rattata aren’t even resorting to their standard overwhelming and outnumbering tactic… If anything, they’re the ones outnumbered! Still, they prevail…

Human terms pass right over their head. Like what is a foid?

Rattata really can away with just about anything… When one takes a glance below, their protests become feeble whispers of denial that they want this… even as their body betrays them.

ㅤ Rattata still aren’t that smart to understand technology or anything, but… Well, they’re learning, see .ᐣ Posted it on their RatChat! Aren’t you impressed? ㅤ

【RATS】 Sometimes, I feel close to making a RWBY acc. Probably Sienna Kahn or Kali, because I can’t help myself with those two.

A surprising amount of new people are staking out their territory… Best give them the standard greeting ׅ⎖

【RATS】 Muse hits at the worse times.

What you see when you first get home. What you’ll see when you try to go to bed. What you’ll see when you wake up in the morning. What you’ll see flooding your inbox during work. They are incessant. They are a nuisance. They are the 𝙗𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩 bastards you’ve ever seen.