@LowestComIdiots

Just your average obese, small government isolationist

Utah, USA
Joined December 2024
“Nobody is dating them” Cute and in her 20s… She no doubt has thousands of likes and matches on Hinge. If she’s still single, she’s either in her “fingering herself phase” or waiting for the 6’4 financed bro to come along. So no she’s not waiting around for a guy to ask her number at yoga and bringing her 2 flowers from TJ Maxx
Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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French boomers watching this They’ll watch their country burn down by foreign invaders before they ever let someone try and call them racist!
BREAKING: 83 police officers and 32 teachers injured in the school riots in France so far
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Everyone hide your children. This can only mean she’s about to go on a serial children murder spree
Lindsay Clancy’s attorney says Clancy would not be able to “emotionally handle” another trial.
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Blacks: donate 500k+ to a black teenager for killing a White teenager for being told to leave a tent at a high school track meet Women: donate 1 mil to a mother who admitted to murdering her 3 children White men: donate 500k+ to a mother for saying a no no word after a kid was stealing from her and being recorded at a park by a pedo Maybe the founding fathers were onto something with their original rules on who should be allowed to vote
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At this point I can’t blame any Gen Z for voting left. Imagine being 19 working some retail job for $10-12 an hour. College is as expensive as it’s ever been as a degree is as useless as it’s ever been. Can’t afford to even eat fast food. Can’t even think about trying to take a girl out on a date. The classic dinner and a movie date now runs close to $150. While a side job like DoorDash or Uber would be a great side gig. But all those have been taken by adult foreigners. Then they get bashed for not going out and having a social life. Not asking girls out. Living in their parent’s basement. And when they try and bring up these issues. They get met by the right with “eat Ramen and shut the fuck up and stop being lazy”. Great answer guys!
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It’s actually the opposite. Most Whites when were still teens, don’t have enough life experience to notice the patterns. And still immature to think the lack of class and hospitality is funny. Then we grow up, start to notice the patterns. And we see it wasn’t just a minority acting up to be a class clown. We realize the majority of them can’t be civil no matter the setting. So we spend the rest of our lives moving to places that are majority White to get away from minorities and to shield our family from them
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This is why men never believe women when they say, “oh we don’t like the gym look, we much prefer dad bods” It’s because men have been to pools, beaches, and movies where women see jacked dudes. Over 100k likes on this tweet and 85k on the tweet it’s quoting. Women always tell on themselves
everyday I understand why Zendaya was laughing like that
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“Genuinely does look like Rapunzel” Rapunzel is described as light skinned, golden blonde hair, and big green eyes. Not a single one of those characteristics are present. Yet still got over 100k likes. Nothing but retards and bots on here
The way she genuinely does look like Rapunzel and u racist fucks bullied her for no fucking reason
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Every form of degeneracy and tribalism is not just tolerated, but promoted. Homosexuality: you get a month of everyone bending the knee Abortion: celebrate your abortion queen! Prostitution: it’s sex work and it’s female power! Obesity: you’re beautiful and healthy at any weight! Minority tribalism: go support black owned businesses! Ya that guy who was shot trying to rob a store was a 20x convicted felon. But he was about to turn his life around! We need to riot and if you say anything negative, you’re a racist. Diversity: this Western country needs diversity, it’s our strength! The one thing that gets instant push back, anything White I think western countries should remain majority White: you racist bigot! Why isn’t diversity being pushed in non White countries?: because they have a proud history you racist bigot! Calling out White people getting killed and raped by minorities: don’t use this to spread division, you racist bigot! Once you sit back and really think about it. You realize all the degeneracy and tribalism is good in their eyes. And anything pro White is horrible. They want White people destroyed
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He just got a new car. Ask to take it real quick to run to the store and scratch his rims on the curb
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Crazy how South Park had a full episode on Tourette’s 20 years ago. And they were drastically funnier, with also showing respect towards the Tourette’s community. This isn’t funny at all, and just punches down. Just a complete swing and a miss
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We just got 2 straight days of people saying men that laughed at a joke, are despicable people. Are those same people going to call out all people who didn’t stand for this grieving mother? Ya didn’t think so. Clearly a joke is much more serious than this…
SICKENING. Democrats refused to stand for Iryna Zarutska's parents.
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Liberals: Hate conquers love! Don’t assume anyone’s gender! Sex work is as prideful of a career as any other! As soon as it’s something they don’t agree with: I hope you rot in hell! Women’s team is so much better than the men! Can you believe a gold medal celebration would go to a strip club, such trash! Consistency isn’t their strong suit
I DIDNT EVEN REGISTER THESE FUCKHEADS WERE AT A STRIP CLUB. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU USA MENS HOCKEY TEAM. YOU HAVE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS AT HOME. YOU HAVE SISTERS AND DAUGHTERS AND YET YOU GO TO STRIP CLUB TO CELEBRATE A GOLD MEDAL WIN???
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The pushback against the US Hockey team is showing a clear difference in morality and principles. And it’s a pretty clear divide between coastal elites, mostly from single women with no children. I keep seeing posts like, “I can’t imagine the shame the mothers of these players are feeling”. For most people they see a group of men that achieved their ultimate dream. And while doing so, honored a dead brother by bringing his children out on the ice for the team photo. Take a minute to think about that. At the peak of achieving their dream, one of the first things on their mind was honoring someone close to them who is no longer with them. That speaks to an honorable group of men. But the coastal elite who are single, don’t view that as honorable, it means nothing to them. Laughing at a harmless joke in the locker room speaks more to their character to these people. For those who keep questioning how the players mothers feel. I guarantee these mothers care far more about seeing their sons achieve their goals and show true character. Then they care about seeing their sons laugh at a harmless joke. These mothers have far thicker skin than the single costal elite women. And have far better values.
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This will go down as the moment where all come together to fully accept AI
Seedance 2.0 Prompt: Sum up the AI discourse in a meme - make sure it’s retarded and gets 50 likes.
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50 year mortgages Think the economy sucks? Shut up you don’t know what you’re talking about, it’s the greatest ever! 600k Chinese students or liberal colleges get shut down Mass deportations? Nah we need the cheap workers End H-1B visas? Nope Americans are too stupid and can’t do the jobs Oh and billions and billions to foreign countries still The right needs to find any reason at all to impeach Trump at this point. No it’s not his advisors or 5D chess. He’s sold out the country and the people who voted for him. He’s a traitor
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Trump gets shot and the right on social media: oh the left just woken up a sleeping giant. They’re not going to like what they’re going to see… A year later Kirk gets killed in front of everyone, the right’s response: “we won’t forget this. This is going to change everything!” The right then spent the next 2 months debating on his Kirk’s wife is a whore, demanding people on the right should never work again because of private chats, and Tucker/Fuentes needs to be condemned for saying mean things!!! The right is utterly retarded.
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So should Ghislaine Maxwell be freed? If there is absolutely zero evidence that Epstein and Maxwell ran a child sex trafficking operation. What evidence is there to say Maxwell was guilty of sex trafficking a minor? According to the Trump administration. There is zero evidence of anyone involved outside of Epstein. All the videos that were reported, well that was just Epstein’s personal child p*rn collection. What exactly is Maxwell in jail for then?
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Look at the people Trump has called out and distanced himself from in his first 5 months. Elon Tucker Massie Rand And look who he’s supported Mike Johnson Lindsey Graham And look who is cheering him on right now with this Israel/Iran stuff. It’s all the Bush republicans and war mongers. Hate to break it to MAGA. You aren’t the game changing party. You’re just part of the uniparty. And anyone who calls this out, gets ousted.
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