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Joined April 2023
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Are women through killing their kids yet? Is that fad over? Is it this year's 6-7?
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The tl is perfect
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Pokemon cards have topped. Freak the fuck out
My cousin and I decided we are going to start selling “plates” as a “side hustle”
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What? Pokemon cards are through the roof even compared to a few months ago.
The trading card market collapsed, then crypto collapsed, and now the stock market is on a slide. All within the last 3 weeks. People are out of easy money.
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"Computer, hire me"
This is such a bleak story about what it's like to try to land a job right now. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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Indian people excitedly asking if you know where they are from. Idk. Gee let me guess.
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"Kemalizmin ana unsurları ifade özgürlüğü, hukuk, demokrasi ve temel siktiğimin insan empatisidir o algo" -Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
ifade özgürlüğü 31 çektikten sonra kemalistler
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They like the fun stuff for idk 6 weeks? A little something different the. 4-12 years of sofa and screen
Women are really attracted to fun, dangerous and exciting things that's why relationship activity largely consists of sitting or lying on a piece of furniture watching a screen.
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"I betrayed Julius Caesar, pray for me"
twitter Catholic doing the “I fell into mortal sin please pray for me” gimmick but instead of it being code for jacking off he means that he killed somebody.
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She wasn’t a child ❤️‍🩹
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Operation bleach Beijing is a GO!
Random WMAF couples from # 140 to 149 - Filmed in the streets of central Beijing, China 🇨🇳 throughout 2026 Credit to Chinese street videographers on Douyin: 京城刀哥 / dy4zd62yzhlh 三里屯街拍大队长 / 42003525557 北京三里屯街拍 /2065289885 #wmaf #whitemaleasianfemale #interracial
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Have known good looking men who lived off their gfs or had older women spend money on them I think this is very good and has good literary pedigree 19th c French novels pls consider this lifestyle
Guys often say “I don’t care how much money she makes!” This confuses women. “Why would he not care how much money I make?? I care how much he makes” It’s bc the average guy doesn’t really see the money his gf makes. She doesn’t usually spend it on him (or at least not as much as he spends on her) and it means her standard of living is higher, so everything he does with her will cost more money than it would with a broke girl Guys with good jobs usually marry girls with good jobs, but this is just bc they share similar social groups and upbringings. Wealthy men are not sitting on hinge and filtering women by income potential There are obviously exceptions where some guy is supported by his partner. If any given girl wants that, it would make sense for her to talk about her income and attract men who want to be provided for But your income is only a selling point to someone if it actually benefits them somehow. Talking about it when you don’t intend to spend it on your partner is sort of ???
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Pokémon!
is anyone else bothered by the fact that there is a fish on this godforsaken planet that is designed exactly like a battery and can deliver an 800V shock
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles clearly lacks a German element. The Japanese-Italian blend screams out for its third
I agree, amigo. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is long overdue for a critical re-evaluation. You can’t understand the postwar Italian or Japanese American experience without it. Like a palimpsest, it also allows us to inspect texts in its own genealogy, such as Speed Racer.
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Hard to imagine but Turks and Caicos (a misspelling of Circassian based on the caribbean English pronunciation) is literally a part of Turkey the way Martinique and Guadeloupe are French
Pipetli hindistan cevizi satan marketlere tüm karayip türkleri adına teşekkür ederim.
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Admit it you did your Ph.D based off an old tweet from Hakan and it turned out brilliantly
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"The Global South, the Libs, and North Carolina are specifically fucked"
Apocalyptic Super El Niño map shows where most people will die from record-breaking calamity trib.al/Dd8lXBi
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The NY Post sensationalizes a Climate Impact Lab map as showing where "most people will die" from an "apocalyptic" calamity; the tracker estimates ~373k additional heat deaths (Oct-Mar) via statistical models vs. baseline, not certain outcomes. impactlab.org/el-nino-heat-m… factcheckafrica.net/explainer-what…
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"Lula. You shouldn't have done that Lula"
Apocalyptic Super El Niño map shows where most people will die from record-breaking calamity trib.al/Dd8lXBi
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The NY Post sensationalizes a Climate Impact Lab map as showing where "most people will die" from an "apocalyptic" calamity; the tracker estimates ~373k additional heat deaths (Oct-Mar) via statistical models vs. baseline, not certain outcomes. impactlab.org/el-nino-heat-m… factcheckafrica.net/explainer-what…
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"o algo"
Parenting advice they do NOT want you to know: save old gluestick tops in a bag or something
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Parenting advice they do NOT want you to know: save old gluestick tops in a bag or something
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