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Professional listener.

( Fictional account. )
Joined June 2020
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Think forward. Think ten years, five years, a year, a month, a week, a day forward. What do you want to see?
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Life is good. Life is bad. Life is fucking fantastic. Life is utter shit. Life is messy, mutable, muddy. I (cont) tl.gd/n_1ss1uj3
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[How many third dates has she had recently? Best not to ask.]
Third sessions are like third dates. This is when the work can really begin.
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Third sessions are like third dates. This is when the work can really begin.
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[Monday evening finds Dr. Post shopping for a new orchid for her office.]
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[ ... Once again, Juniper finds herself on a date that, in the end, is only a quest for free therapy. She declines dessert and sighs in the cab on her quiet way home.]
No, I won't ask you how that makes you feel, but you can tell me if you like.
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[Drums her fingers lightly on her cheek.]
No one can make therapy work for you but you.
Delightful, I'm sure.
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So many people claim that therapy "isn't for them." So many of those many are simply afraid of what they might learn about themselves in therapy.
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[On this lovely Friday evening, Juniper treats herself to a glass of white wine on a restaurant patio after work.]
[Ring ring! Amber from Dr. Post's office with a reminder for @BlueEyedFraud: his next session is tomorrow at 2pm.]
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Replying to @PianoHands
She's nice? An' quite hot, to be 'onest. But very, very ginger.
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[The morning after he leaves his message, @BlueEyedFraud receives a return call.]
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...Hi, this is Rupert Penrose. I would like to get an appointment wiv you, if possible? Please let me know if it's possible. My number is...
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[Brews a cup of chamomile.]
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Just one, but the light bulb must *want* to change.