Luckiller 01

You may not like it, but every time you hear stories about “females in the army being cuck-addicted whores,” this is what they look like.

I really hate how Rowling failed to expand the HP world into its own expanded universe. Lockhart’s books could have been their own version of Potter's Flashman. The adventures of an unreliable narrator and bullshit artist in the wizarding world.

>Hey, anon, how’s your Malfoy fanfic going?

Me every time someone asks, “Why the hell would anyone stand in the front rank of a pike formation?”

What should Russians do: Get rich, make everyone jealous of how much more successful you are, and win the fucking war. What shouldn’t they do: Bitch about how, 80 years ago, their ungrateful imperial subjects would rather be ruled by Nazis than by Stalin

I’ve finally figured out how to adapt the fight between Harry and Draco from the fifth book into the Malfoid-universe. TL;DR: She finally beat Harry at Quidditch—but at what cost?

#Malfoid #HarryPotter tfw Harry and Ron had found out that it was you who gave Ginny the diary and under threat of expulsion from school, you must help them to found out who open Chamber of Secrets

A short attempt at a scene depicting Malfoy and Harry’s first kiss, set during Order of the Phoenix. "When in doubt, just bring up the fact that her father works for Voldemort" #wip #malfoid #Drarry #femDraco #harrypotter

Inspired by the current Malfoid trend I'm thinking about trying to be the guy who fixes Wonder Woman by making Hercules her biological father as recurring character of the 'divorce dad meddling in his daughter's life' >'You are only Greek on my side. Your mother was Scythian'

>I will never be able to enjoy grimdark fantasy because as a teen I got one-shotted by a book series about WW2 German penal battalions fighting on the Eastern Front and now even Berserk feels tame compared to Hassel's General SS (battle of Stalingrad but from the german POV)