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Uncle Death

@Lumberdoom
Joined July 2011
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If I were employed, I would strike. Just kidding, I am employed and I have literally zero dollars.
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matt@lonelytombs19 Jul 2012
Dreamt about two women whose names are Glowryan and Anonnymous Foghetta
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matt@lonelytombs5 Nov 2012
I am literally watching paint dry and it is far from boring #yolo
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matt@lonelytombs26 Mar 2016
just thought of a lonely person having a romantic night at home with latin music and wine- having to stop because of a noise complaint, sad
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When we finish the encyclopedia Laura and I are gonna walk across the Great Wall of china
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There are weeks when shitty decades happen.
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Gay Peasant, Guntit, dog, and Wolverine Carcass are playing the glove on Tuesday. I'm in gay peasant
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The secret is that I am more of a rice person
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I'm like a millionaire for old bay
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I want to live for a long time, but I keep dying and being reborn
Lemon and lime are too similar while being too different. Why!
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True Life: home alone
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Oh wait, there is even a movie about the inevitability of people coming to kill you if you are home alone on Christmas!
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December is the 25th month
I am too much for many people, but I am not enough for most cats, and it's because I'm a people woman
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Everyone knows it's the devil time
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