Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Well, I finally saw #TheShapeofWater today (I know I'm like a million years behind), and I realised I need to step up my tinder game .. otherwise I'll be looking under water for a beau in the near future :)
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America owes its gratitude to the students of Stoneman Douglas and their peers across the country who have joined their cause. We also owe them our support. Join #MarchForOurLives tomorrow to stop mass school shootings and give our kids their futures back. MarchForOurLives.com
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It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.
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Do me a favor. Don’t lecture me on treating the President with respect when he openly questioned the legitimacy of our last President. And don’t lecture me about about voicing my opinions as a celebrity when you elected that same Reality TV host to the highest office in the land.
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Earlier this morning, @NRA re-tweeted a tweet from a gun maker encouraging people to buy their loved ones guns for #ValentinesDay
Since the #schoolshooting in Florida they've deleted that tweet and have gone silent.
Thankfully, I took a screenshot.
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I feel like potatoes don't get enough recognition for their versatility.
Breakfast? Hash browns.
Fast food? Chips.
Fancy dinner? Baked potato.
Holidays? Mashed potato.
Relaxing at home? Crisps.
Party time? Vodka.
There's a potato for every occasion.
Thank you, potato!🥔🥔
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Trump supporters demand to know if Navajo congressman is here "illegally." Let that sink in for a moment. rawstory.com/2018/01/get-cou…
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When it came to things erotic,
Donald’s tastes were quite exotic,
To some they might appear obscene,
A porn star and Forbes magazine.
“Do you have . .” he asked the spanker,
“The cover featuring Ivanka?”
“Yes, bend over. You’re in luck!”
50 shades of WTF?
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“We don’t want Africans!” Don said,
“Norwegians are much better bred.”
And Norway answered loud and clear,
“We’d rather move to North Korea.”
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Many Many Many Norwegians heard the call and are rushing to give up on: universal healthcare
free education
allemannsrett
12 weeks paternity paid leave
low crime rate
81 life expectancy
Clean Environment
one of the best work/life balance to move to the US
SAID NO NORWEGIAN EVER
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The number of Norwegians who became US citizens average about 100 a year -- less than .000001 percent of Norway's population. There's a reason: Norway has a rich economy, generous social welfare programs, and a highly-rated (and free) education system cnn.it/2EBdzyz
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.@jaketapper responds to Fox News host's defense of President Trump’s vulgar remarks: "There is a word for people who go to bars and denigrate black people but the word is not 'forgotten'" snpy.tv/2AX5YbC
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So excited for Monday’s “MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR!” See you on the red carpet, @AndersonCooper! #TheFakies
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The president*'s 'New York Times' interview is a portrait of a man in cognitive decline trib.al/ra3dxZ0
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You know what, I stand corrected, scientists with 8 years of higher education and a lifetime devoted to research are wrong. Twitter experts know more because they watch Fox News and the Ice Age films. Please forgive my ignorance.
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Ten-year-old Jahkil Jackson is on a mission to help homeless people in Chicago. He created kits full of socks, toiletries, and food for those in need. Just this week, Jahkil reached his goal to give away 5,000 “blessing bags.” That’s a story from 2017. chicagotribune.com/lifestyle…
Finally managed to watch the #DoctorWho Christmas special.. cried so much! You were great and will be missed @PeterCapaldiRP



















