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Alyssa Jacobsen

@LyssExplainsIt

Always give love the upper hand. she/her

 Waukee, IA
osl.iowa.uiowa.edu/dancemarathon/donate/8/11265
Joined June 2009
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“Being significant, and doing things outside of and bigger than yourself. That’s always been you, Lyss.”
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sweatpants cher🔸@House_FeministNov 5
lib gloating is so wholesome. just riffing on ridiculous stuff conservatives pretend could happen. whereas conservative gloating is like, government sanctioned violence and resurrecting slurs
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Rob Sand
@RobSandIANov 4
Audited: Governor-Elect.
lyd (@i4clark) profile picturelyd@i4clarkNov 4
this is my governor
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDomaNov 4
fuck it, Obama third term
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Bernie Sanders
@BernieSandersNov 4
Democrats will now control the House and Senate and be able to hold Trump accountable. That's great. At a time of massive income and wealth inequality, we must do more. We must aggressively fight for working families. No more excuses.
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I CANT BELIEVE THE NEXT GOVERNOR OF IOWA ASKED ME IF HE COULD LEAVE THE CIVIC CENTER AND RETURN OR IF HE NEEDED HIS TICKET TO COME BACK IN!!! AND I TOLD HIM NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WILL REMEMBER HIM NO PROBLEM!!!
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He truly does turn graves into gardens!!
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camothy@sipthesunlightNov 3
if texas turns blue today i’m getting blackout drunk at a bucees
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewiczNov 3
Me to the other white women in line to vote
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liz the damn season 🍂 (@lizaboth) profile picture
liz the damn season 🍂
@lizabothNov 3
If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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The many cycles of “Fire Ferentz” straight into “I would die for our coach” in one season needs to be studied. We’re on the Kirk train ‘til he says it’s time over here!!
HAWK_GUYS (@HAWK_GUYS) profile pictureHAWK_GUYS@HAWK_GUYSOct 31
Say what you want about Kirk Ferentz. Poke fun at being old school. Question his approach all you want. But his teams never unravel. They get better as the season goes on, respond to adversity and always find a way to fight. I’m damn glad he’s our coach. Go Hawks.
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COCO
@TWOTIMESABITCHOct 26
I mean this in the most polite way I can possibly say it, but if you’re voting for republicans because you’re afraid children are getting gender reassignment surgeries, I fear you are the dumbest fucking person on the planet.
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Can’t be making dummy mistakes like that all game and expect to win
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WOMEN IN SPORTS
Ben McCollum is my hero (@MountMcKeever) profile pictureBen McCollum is my hero
@MountMcKeeverOct 23
She had the guts to make 2 of the toughest firings in Iowa Athletics history. Thus changing the trajectory of both programs. We have gone to war with her and we will continue to go to war with her.
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Me too, Elmo!
Elmo (@elmo) profile pictureElmo
@elmoOct 22
In case you wanted to know how Elmo's day is going...🙃
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The biggest reason for my current motivation to lose weight is kids are mean and I want to be a teacher.
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hawkize
@stillnothawkizeOct 19
Floyd of Rosedale has lived in Iowa longer than Zach Lahn
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Exactly
Kyle Eo (King Of Threads) (@Lost_Child_777) profile pictureKyle Eo (King Of Threads)@Lost_Child_777Oct 15
They’re going to combine all the ticket sales just to claim it got to a 1B before Michael despite them being separate films and not to mention the studio practically begging people to go see them
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Ngl, this is making me tear up. Recognize him. Recognize the historical figure that he is. In all his glory, he deserves to be remembered as such. He worked so incredibly hard, and his legacy deserves to be preserved and celebrated for generations to come.
Hulu (@hulu) profile pictureHulu
@huluOct 13
In January 1993, history was made. "Spectacle: Michael Jackson at the Super Bowl" coming February 2027 to Hulu on Disney+ and ESPN.
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Disney+ allowing something Michael related on their platform….CAPTAIN EO 4K SOFT LAUNCH COMING SOON??
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@TheGreatDXAOct 7
Good for you Ms. Rachel but some of us can't be "so happy" when there is literally an active genocide taking place.
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 6
‘I’m So Happy’ by Ms. Rachel debuts at #16 on the Billboard 200.
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