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i don’t know who is funnier - me or myself?

North Carolina, USA
Joined April 2009
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this photo is my essence
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mexico lindo puñeta gracias!! 🇲🇽 una plenaaaaaa
Bad Bunny’s “DtMF” has reached #1 on Spotify Mexico with 2,462,755 streams. 🇲🇽 — @sanbenito extends his record as the artist with the most #1 songs on Spotify Mexico history.
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Me: I can’t wait to go see @wickedmovie and I’m especially looking forward to hearing how they portray “Loathing” @AMCTheatres : terrible sound quality throughout and cuts sound during the climax of “Loathing”
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@AMCHelps a three hour train wreck on the sound quality during a MUSICAL 😑
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when someone disagrees with me it’s like wow.. anti-intellectualism really is on the rise
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it finally happened, all of your emails found me 🙈
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the hottest girl you know is surrounded by piles of stuff
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I love @ramit and the I Will Teach You How To Be Rich podcast, annnnd these new Jerry Springer sounds keep throwing me off 😅😂 they’re so dramatic and unserious
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Clocked in. Year 15 in higher education. 🍎 Year 5 on the tenure track. 🫣 Day 1 of fall classes was a success. 💯 God is good! 🙌🏾 #HailState #FirstGenDocs
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You don’t need anything from target. Go to a museum instead. You just want to look at stuff.
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long distance friendships with a lag time means one of you is the emotional support for the other one watching live #DemDragons
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My first feature as a reporter for @WUNC is about a statewide Latino immigrant community’s pushback to the latest Republican immigration bill in the NC legislature.
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Aurora lights over the NC coast 📸V.Boltik #NCwx #Auroraborealis #G5
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I wholeheartedly understand André disappearing with a flute.
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marce retweeted
me anytime the sky looks pretty:
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My mom really needed that chicken thawed.
As you got older you realized ?
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when someone remembers a small detail about you..
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did I hear right in the credits for @ThisAmerLife that they gave a shout out to @KidFury this week??
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DONT THROW AWAY YOUR ECLIPSE GLASSES‼️ stick your glasses in an evelope & mail to the address below so that kids in Latin America can use them Oct 2, to watch the South American Eclipse Eclipse Glasses USA, LLC PO Box 50571 Provo, UT 84605
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