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Joined December 2011
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Remember this? I’m still here. Never give up. Never stop. Stage 4 cancer. A year to live. Now, five years later, I’m still here, still grinding. This life is worth fighting for. Stay strong. Stay focused. Stay savage! 👊🏻
I got hit with the Cancer punch… Not hiding it. I want you all to watch me beat this BS Cancers ass! instagram.com/p/CaCrBtXhVmw/…
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Join us at Hillsborough this Christmas 🎄 Shared and private parties are available to book now 🎅 🔗 swfc.co.uk/hillsborough/chri…
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Replying to @SkyBet
@SkyBet So you have suspended me from all promotions simply because I won £63 on a free spin, unbelievable!!!
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You can`t tell me why other than my account was reviewed
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I would personally like to apologize that you had such an experience. Whilst such restrictions are reviewed routinely based on account activity, they are not done so on request, and such decisions are not taken lightly. Here is the link you can refer to our terms:
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'Football has an incredible way of unlocking memories' 💙 On World Alzheimer's Day, we're shining a light on the life-changing impact of @SWFCCP's Memory Club and the impact it has on former Owls full back Kenny Burton, who lives with the disease. 🔗 swfc.co.uk/news/2026/septemb…
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England's Strongest ✅ 🇪🇺 Europe's Strongest ✅ 🌍 World's Strongest ✅ Sheffield's Laura Hollywood has won the lot in this year's Natural Strongman World Finals 2026!
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I lost a friend a week ago today. She collapsed and died while we were out running. She was a very special person who gave so much to our local community. She'll be greatly missed. People have been so kind. Thank you, especially to my daughter Daisy, pictured here, who got me out this morning so I wouldn't dwell on it. There was probably nothing anyone could have done to save my friend. But it's made me think about how the rest of us can be prepared. Here are a few suggestions. • Know the signs of a cardiac arrest. The person collapses suddenly, doesn't respond and isn't breathing normally. If you see that, call 999 straight away. Put the phone on speaker and start CPR. The call handler will talk you through it. • Better still, learn CPR before you need it. The British Heart Foundation's free RevivR course takes 15 minutes on your phone, with a cushion to practise on. If you employ people, get them first aid trained as well. ➡️ bhf.org.uk/revivr • Look up your nearest defibrillators on DefibFinder. If your workplace or club has one, check it's listed there too. If it isn't, 999 call handlers can't see it. In an emergency, the call handler can direct you to one and give you the code for a locked cabinet. You don't need training to use it. It tells you what to do and only gives a shock if needed. ➡️ defibfinder.uk • Runners, always take your phone and keep it switched on. A running belt stops it bouncing around. Set up emergency information on your lock screen, so a stranger can see who to call. And remember, you can call 999 from anyone's phone, even a locked one. Most smartphones have an Emergency option on the lock screen. Life is precious. Be mindful. Stay alert. Always be ready to help when someone needs you.
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I tifosi del #Vitesse, la squadra della città olandese di #Arnhem, ogni anno in occasione dell’anniversario dell’operazione #MarketGarden, rendono onore ai caduti britannici.
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If you haven't ..WATCH this comedy . It will improve your life
51 years ago today, one of most iconic British sitcoms made its debut on the BBC. Who else loved Fawlty Towers?
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51 years ago today, one of most iconic British sitcoms made its debut on the BBC. Who else loved Fawlty Towers?
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The 13-year-old, who had been missing since last Friday, has been found tonight in Manchester city centre Thank you to everyone who shared the appeal to find Lillia ❤️
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We are delighted to announce the appointment of Howard Wilkinson OBE, Lord David Blunkett and Clive Betts as Lifetime Presidents 🦉 The honorary positions recognise three individuals with longstanding connections to Wednesday and the City of Sheffield, and significant contributions they have made to the club, its community and wider civic life. 🔗 swfc.co.uk/news/2026/septemb…
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A different view of things this afternoon.. and a fascinating test ahead for Sheffield Wednesday. #SWFC🦉
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Thirty years ago today, we woke up to the devastating news that Macclesfield Town Chairman Arthur Jones had tragically taken his own life. Arthur was an incredibly well-respected, decent man who unquestionably poured his heart and soul into our Football Club. His name is not only eternally woven into the fabric of our Football Club, but is also synonymous with one of the most successful periods in our history. Today, we remember a colossal figure who will never be forgotten. 🔗- macclesfieldfc.com/latest-ne…
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Wednesday around the world 🌍
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Wishing our captain a very happy birthday! 🎂
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Unconfirmed reports that the Army is, in fact, Barmy. More when we have it. #SWFC🦉
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He was just 17 when he made his debut for West Ham. A natural goalscorer with the world at his feet. In 2011, routine drug tests at the U-17 World Cup revealed he had testicular cancer. Dylan Tombides kept training, kept smiling and kept fighting. He wore the West Ham shirt with pride while undergoing chemotherapy. His family later said he never complained. Not once. In April 2014, Dylan passed away aged just 20. West Ham retired his number 38 shirt, and his foundation continues to raise awareness and save lives. He never scored a Premier League goal. He left something bigger behind. Courage, strength and an unforgettable smile.
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