Claudia Lewis

I will block whataboutery on sight.

Things I definitely know I have in a box somewhere and have planned my Hallowe'en costume around: vintage Ducks jersey Things I cannot find, having emptied every single box in my flat: vintage Ducks jersey

"you got any games on your phone?"

I made a couple of cheesesteaks last night, ate one for dinner, wrapped the other and left it to cool before putting it in the fridge. Forgot to close the kitchen door and came back to find the two cats - who don't yet tolerate each other - teaming up to tear open the foil.

Hello, good morning.

I ring the bell just after the bus departs the stop before mine. Driver passes my stop. I ring the bell again. Driver makes no move to pull into the next stop. I ring the bell repeatedly. I shout. Driver stops in a live lane of a dual carriageway and opens the door. I alight.

We have a National Year of Reading?

If the discourse over the past few days is anything to go by, yes, yes we will.

Thought I'd check how much I owed on my student loan, given I've been paying it back for over a decade. . . . Oh.

Spot the difference

Potentially £45000 of debt to be less than £128/month better off. Is it worth it? For the 50-hour weeks, the abuse from children and their parents and the public.

The replies to this are on par with the responses to the Bell report. It feels almost like they're envious - they want to be talked about and honoured and unfortunately, the trade off is being murdered in your place of worship.

The repayment threshold for both my student loans will be less than minimum wage.

What's interesting about the "these were the banners btw" responses is they all focus on the one banner that could be debatable and not the two rehashing the antisemitic trope of Jews being puppet masters.