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Mrs. Brassenstein

@MBrassenstein

Wife of Krian. All tweets parody/satire.

Joined August 2020
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"One Dune bucket, please."
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 29
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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Abdul El-Sayed is a doctor the same way Katie Zacharia is a lawyer.
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I said we gay shaming today
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Swamp Watch (@Swamp__Watch) profile pictureSwamp Watch
@Swamp__WatchOct 22
BREAKING: Three male escorts say the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham paid them for sex. One of them was reportedly 17 at the time. Below is our full documentary on their stories:
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Kareem Rifai 🌐 (@KareemRifai) profile pictureKareem Rifai 🌐
@KareemRifaiOct 22
Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material. Including a minor, whose story is detailed here for the first time. Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric.
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Extended-release dosage
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 2
Christa Pike unconscious and on ventilator nearly two days after botched execution, attorneys say trib.al/vxhSXz8
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👏successful👏lethal👏injection👏is👏women's👏healthcare👏
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They can't even kill someone with a "lethal" injection, but you think vaccines are "safe and effective"?
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Movie nerds when you like Interstellar instead of дичсий фильм made in 1902 with a $12.08 budget
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Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) profile pictureCurtis Houck
@CurtisHouckSep 11
NEW: Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin reveals on 'CBS Mornings' that the lone, male holdout juror who voted to find Clancy guilty of murdering her children was the *only* person of color -- a black man. The 11 not-guilty jurors -- who hectored him for a week to cave -- were all white.
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"So killing kids is illegal in this country, ok? Nobody is disputing that she killed them. In that case, you would just check the box that says "guilty" and then we can all go home."
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Fox News (@FoxNews) profile pictureFox News
@FoxNewsSep 1
BREAKING: The jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial have requested to recess for the day after failing to come to a unanimous decision. The judge has sent them home. Jurors will return Wednesday at 9am.
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When you ask if you can play golf this weekend
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@whatimemetosayAug 14
RIP Jason Arday
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Mrs. Brassenstein (@MBrassenstein) profile pictureMrs. Brassenstein
@MBrassensteinAug 14
RIP Jason Arday
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RIP Jason Arday
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Milwaukee can still recover the USB data if Mike Pence has the courage
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Oh Francesca. You joke too much on Twitter about porice. Now no democratic sociarism in Wisconsin.
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZAug 11
💔 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez splits from fiancé Riley Roberts. tmz.me/4zdm3YM
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZAug 11
🚨🎥 If the threat was serious enough that President Trump wouldn’t fly on the original Air Force One, why was the plane allowed to take off with reporters, White House staff, and crew onboard?
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When the algorithm assumes I'm gay because I follow @SirajAHashmi (my For You is now nothing but fisting videos)
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Nikita Bier (@nikitabier) profile pictureNikita Bier
@nikitabierJul 13
We're rolling out a small tweak to boost visibility of your posts to your mutuals (people who you follow back). We noticed this data was missing from the algo and it made your friends appear less in your replies. This resulted in the reply section feeling more like a battleground with people you don't recognize. This should also help clusters form around interests more easily, which many people have asked for.
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