Books, hot sauce, and sausage dogs (not all together) #notmypresident cambridge and music and wine
London, UK
Joined February 2011
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Melissa klitzka retweeted
You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the magic stuff, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back.
Melissa klitzka retweeted
'You people don't seem to appreciate how hard it is sound that dumb when you're not even drunk.'
Melissa klitzka retweeted
Alright, you asked for it. If this gets enough retweets I'll record it. Using my real voice. nitter.cf/louistherouxbot/status…
Melissa klitzka retweeted
The US First Lady introduces her husband on stage at an event at Joint Base Andrews. He thanks her with a handshake.
Horrific experience with @Iberia_en customer service , absolutely never using them again
Melissa klitzka retweeted
It's almost as if the climate...... changed nitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…
Going to a Cabinet Meeting (tele-conference) at 11:00 A.M. on #Harvey. Even experts have said they've never seen one like this!
Melissa klitzka retweeted
really just spent two minutes like "why would you shame someone with tuna?"
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Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this...
People: Wow, you were right.
Scientist: Now about climate change
People: Shut up egghead
Melissa klitzka retweeted
The reason we knew there would be an eclipse today, @realDonaldTrump, is that science works.
Melissa klitzka retweeted
Gee, thanks a lot Mr President. Denouncing Nazis used to be the one thing the whole country could agree on. Now all we have left are Zombies
Melissa klitzka retweeted
Dear "Christian" white supremacists: Your Savior is a dark-skinned Jewish man from the Middle East who spoke Aramaic. His mom was Jewish too
