MKUltra Victim 🎃

I just updated my ancestrydna and it added this w/ zero explanation WTF is this

I don't know much about Heaven but I do know for a fact that nobody who charges a DM fee on twitter will be there

The recently liberated queer spirit of Lindsey Graham comforting Trump through his demented homosexual outbursts

Early happy halloween 🎃 and thank you for 500 followers 😄 Dm me if u want to be friends, have a good night

Objectively speaking, your dog probably isn’t all that unique compared to other dogs. Nonetheless, it is human and even life-affirming to pretend otherwise. So it’s okay to delude yourself a little.

The phrase “Its all downhill from here” has a very negative connotation. But the phrase “Its all uphill from here” also sounds negative! Perhaps we should avoid hills?

I don’t think I could make a funnier ending to this movie if I tried

This would fix me I think

Once when I was young some neighborhood kids and I were poking a dead possum with a stick and one of the kids dads, a (seemingly) well-adjusted suburban man, got in his truck and backed over the carcass then did a burnout on it, spewing viscera all over his driveway.