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Tommy

@MLISA_C

I tweet for myself. My tweets can’t be used against me cause this is my satire.

Joined September 2016
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Scenes when they fly out/ transport people to your ward and make them vote there bese kuyashuba
Hazel (@hazelkotu) profile pictureHazel
@hazelkotu17h
As a registered voter you should be able to vote anywhere in the country.
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Awu guys
Hazel (@hazelkotu) profile pictureHazel
@hazelkotu17h
As a registered voter you should be able to vote anywhere in the country.
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Sunday🌗 (@hayin_uAvu) profile picture
Sunday🌗
@hayin_uAvu20h
Ayikho nje futhi intombazane eyoze iphinde ibone itotolozi yam, nxa
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Yintoni lewei yamacheri amahle nofaka uMaskandi kwi instagram posts zabo. Bwoah vele ndiyeke nobatywa
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Awukaze uyithole inkunzi yayo
Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 (@MrMekzy_) profile picturePharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
@MrMekzy_Oct 29
Any man who nuts from a blowjob most likely suffers from premature ejaculation.
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MASO (@OLSAEM) profile picture
MASO
@OLSAEMOct 29
They always prove us right
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danielhatesfatgirls (@daniel288068) profile picturedanielhatesfatgirls@daniel288068Oct 29
Replying to @OLSAEM
I mean bro got a pretty good 🥩😂
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Kosala izibongo 🙏🏾 📹:amakhumbi sa
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Call me Thabo🩸 (@Callmethaboo2nd) profile pictureCall me Thabo🩸@Callmethaboo2ndOct 29
imagine securing this deal as a sales person
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Bilal 🎀⛷️ (@weirdngkid) profile pictureBilal 🎀⛷️
@weirdngkidOct 29
mfs that use this “😭” emoji just want boobs in their mouth.
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Uphose lomgqakazo 🤌🏾 Awu madoda 😭😭😭 can’t hate
TSEK (@sadmethod) profile pictureTSEK
@sadmethodOct 29
I hate men who hate on women for no reason. 😭 Why is this guy mad that I sent my girl R1,000 for lunch? Bro, that's my girl. I love her and want to spoil her. Why are you angry about how I spend money on my woman?😭🚮
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I just watched this movie. Man this man keeps on trying to save this ho*😭😭😭. Number one cuck man What the fuck What the fucking fuck 😭😭
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konje akanaClit. 🥲
_justformusic.sa🇿🇦 (@Kaycee767) profile picture_justformusic.sa🇿🇦@Kaycee767Oct 27
Ami faku at the SUNSET MUSIC SERIES
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I understand there’s obviously no correlation, but being on your phone in a quiet space around people and your volume is on FULL blast while you just scrolling TikTok makes me think your iQ might be a bit low
Buyi (@zynnitta_true) profile pictureBuyi
@zynnitta_trueOct 26
What screams Low IQ?
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yreva (@uffyebanda) profile pictureyreva
@uffyebandaOct 28
post your lockscreen and let people judge your mental state
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Eyi i MK nalama intelligence report ayo 😭😭😭kodwa no baba wayo izinto zakhe lama report
Sihle Mavuso (@ZANewsFlash) profile pictureSihle Mavuso
@ZANewsFlashOct 29
BREAKING NEWS: Axed MKP Secretary General, Sibonelo Nomvalo, says fake intelligence reports are used to settle political scores within the party. This is contained in an extensive letter Nomvalo wrote to Zuma after he was axed last week - KZN Tonight Podcast
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Redd (@ReddCinema) profile picture
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@ReddCinemaOct 27
18 years ago Jay-Z became the first rapper to headline Glastonbury & trolled Oasis when they said rap had no place there. He came on stage playing their song Wonderwall & then flipped it into 99 Problems and destroyed the stage 😭
Kalshi Music (@Kalshi_Music) profile pictureKalshi Music
@Kalshi_MusicOct 27
JAY-Z has four #1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100 - Umbrella (with Rihanna) - Empire State Of Mind (with Alicia Keys) - Crazy In Love (with Beyoncé) - Heartbreaker (with Mariah Carey)
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Marty Byrde (@KerrickDuchy) profile pictureMarty Byrde
@KerrickDuchyOct 28
type of shit me and the homies be arguing about
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I need to learn this dance 😭
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No nut November 🙏🏾
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If man strikes again
AkaA (@akachi_shedrack) profile pictureAkaA
@akachi_shedrackOct 28
Messi played in 3 World Cup finals and won just one… Ronaldo played in 5 UCL finals and won all of them. Fact: If Ronaldo had played in 3 World Cup finals, I swear he would’ve won all 3. He knows how to deliver in finals, unlike Messi.
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This is false. Cristiano Ronaldo played 6 UEFA Champions League finals and lost 1 (2-nil) against Messi's FC Barcelona in 2009 uefa.com/uefachampionsl…
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