MalenKM 🔞

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Im not a fan of a clean shaven face but man, looking in the mirror afterwards reminded me of how good I looked before the depression kicked in

remember when shitty youtubers were just scamming their fans with "free gift card giveaways" instead of... whatever the fuck modern shitty youtubers are doing?

its honestly embarrassing that my mentally challenged, brain damaged ass can be leagues ahead of intelligence when it comes to other users on here

if you make fun of someone misspelling a word, make sure you spell your own post right especially if you misspell a word preschoolers can spell

how do I rizz up an alien asking for a friend

omg I have schrodingers laundry not wet enough to feel washed too wet to be dried

fuck my pillows are still "wet" I hate eco washers and dryers

if you're ever feeling down just remember Raiko is there for you please dont question why she has a huge pitcher and is waiting for you to look away from your faucet

I dont want a girl FRIEND I want a girl PARTNER WHO I CAN TAKE CARE OF AND COOK FOR

found nsfw of one of my favorite creators on here thank you person who made them you're doing gods work

oh god dad is crying about the midterms fucking hell even when Im not on here I cant escape politics

washing my blankets and pillows for the first time it reignited my hate for this stupid eco washer I get there's less water involved but damnit I want my laundry to feel like it actually went through a WASHER, it should feel as wet as your mother last saturday night...

they call me the fuel rod cause when I go into the wrong hole I blow up and spread radiation

after I made that computer post, my computer died dell diagnostics decided to eat all my ram for whatever goddamn reason

computer: *lets you delete system32 and fuck your whole shit up* also computer: "sorry your access to turn off our crappy antimalware service is denied even though you have a better one installed tee hee~"

I get it helps with stability and all that but it just doesn't look right...

Im not big on helmet designs but man I hate those helmets that have bungie cords hooked under the NVG thing

vrchat avatar ad: *claims avatars are original* also ad: *literal Ankha, broad as day*