trying to play go fish with rosemary, and she keeps getting up to stand behind me so she can peek at my cards. she's a strategist.
" ohh, look at me, i'm chris redfield and i'm gonna make sure everyone on earth sees me shirtless but nooo, don't look teehee... i'm shy... don't look at my huge muscles, i'm just a regular guy, i'm not showing off at all... " that's what you sound like.
if you showed them to me right now while i'm ready for it, i'd just be like. oh, okay, that's cool. good for you, man.
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Happy Halloween
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AITA for telling my daughter that we already have the fairy costume she picked out a week ago, even though she decided just now that she wants to be a laundry basket for some reason???















