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There used to be a football club over there

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Joined February 2009
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“There used to be a football club over there”
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They’ve changed the UI on YouTube. Please stop fucking around with things we use everyday for no reason.
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I could access subscriptions with one press now I need to be on the Home Screen, scroll and then press. Another example of enshitification
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📻 "We've got big problems..." Hamilton sounding very unimpressed over the radio 😳 #F1 #MexicoGP
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Hamilton greeting his Ferrari team during the Red Flag
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Another Ferrari disasterclass #F1 #SkyF1
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#OnThisDay 1st November 2017. UCL: Group H. Tottenham Hotspur 3-1 Real Madrid. @dele_official (27,56) @ChrisEriksen8 (65). Ronaldo (80)
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71% of Earth's surface is covered by Water The other 29% is covered by Sandro Tonali
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Not getting ahead of myself as we haven’t been particularly convincing, but it will be one of the funnest things ever if we win 5 games in a row before Man Utd.
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BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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TOP (half) OF THE LEAGUE!
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We hadn’t won a single game until last week and now we’re top 8
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Michael Oliver being sent to the screen and him giving us a decision….maybe the tides are turning
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Jarrod Gillet on VAR
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Dejan Kulusevski going through quite an intense warm-up before half-time. Perhaps he'll get a longer run-out in the second period.
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Alan smith doing his best to make sure this isn’t red
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Sky sports making out that Arsenal and Liverpool is a battle of pre-match anthems
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When your life isn’t brilliant and your love isn’t pure #thetraitors #celebritytraitors
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This is the most embarrassing titchy tiny small-club behaviour I've ever seen but also we should definitely try it with Alan Smith imvho.
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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