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Author of thrillers and post-apocalyptic fiction. https://nitter.cf/t.co/H9qlrRrXIf

Wisconsin
Joined April 2009
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M.P. McDonald retweeted
Replying to @StephenM
shut up you ugly fuck
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🚨NEW: Trump's FCC Commission Chair Brendan Carr is threatening to take away ABC's broadcasting license over a joke made by late night host talk show Jimmy Kimmel. RETWEET if you stand with @JimmyKimmel against Trump and the authoritarian GOP!
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Replying to @GovPressOffice
DEMENTIA DONNY IS TRIGGERED LIKE A SNOWFLAKE BECAUSE OF OUR BIG BEAUTIFUL MAPS. THESE MAPS ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN, SAFER THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. SAFETY NUMBERS SO SAFE THAT PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT YOU AND GO HEY THATS PRETTY SAFE
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MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT DONALD J. WOULD CONSIDER “GIVING AWAY” THE FREE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO HIS “BEST FRIEND” VLADIMIR PUTIN — ALL BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, STOLE THE CAMERAS THIS WEEK WITH “THE MAPS.” NOW, OBVIOUSLY, NOT EVEN THE “TACO PRESIDENT” COULD BE THAT STUPID, BECAUSE AS MANY KNOW, CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD!!! WE ARE #1 IN FARMS (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), #1 IN BUILDING THINGS (ALSO KNOWN AS MANUFACTURING), AND #1 IN HIGH TECH (AI!). WE EVEN HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL “FORT ROSS” — WHERE THE RUSSIANS ALREADY TRIED TO STEAL CALIFORNIA HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO (SPOILER: THEY LOST!) AND THAT WAS BEFORE “MY MAPS.” EVEN FLORIDA (“MEATBALL RON”) HAS LESS TOURISM THAN ME. AMERICA WOULD COLLAPSE WITHOUT CALIFORNIA AND NOT EVEN “DUMMY DONALD” (TINY HANDS) COULD MAKE SUCH A “DISASTROUS DEAL.” BUT IF HE EVER TRIES TO “SWAP” CALIFORNIA TO RUSSIA, MARK MY WORDS — THERE WILL BE BIG, BEAUTIFUL CONSEQUENCES FOR HIM!!! AND BELIEVE ME… HE WON’T LIKE THEM!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER!!! — GCN
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M.P. McDonald retweeted
ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores. About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure. So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs: “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”
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