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CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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last week they invented rubbish bins. this week they got ham sandwiches. god's most unstoppable city
The jambon-beurre—a classic Parisian sandwich of ham and butter on a baguette—is having a moment in New York. Recently, the sandwich has been cropping up at shops and boulangeries across the city. But the best jambon-beurre is also the newest, Helen Rosner writes. It can be found at Richaud Petite Bakery, a novel effort by the actor turned baker Richaud Valls. “The reason this sandwich has won my heart more than others in the city is the torpedo of bread they’re tucked into,” Rosner continues. “Which sighs and crackles, an entire universe of complexity and depth in its crumb.” Read more: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/qW…
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This is a jambon-fromage, as there's cheese in it. A jambon-beurre is just ham, butter and (optionally) some bits of cornichon on a half-baguette
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Oh, great. What the hell am I supposed to do with my Lennie and George as immigration officers copaganda show now? Who’s going to buy Of ICE and Men now?!?!
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my name is joan vollmer. this weekend, i am back haunting my husband william s. burroughs, who shot me during a game of william tell
uncouth #uncouth
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This is fucking nuts. What a model of conduct for authors theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
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Australia: Where a Lebanese migrant can roam the streets giving Asian migrants shit for being migrants.
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Erling Haaland and Jeremy Doku, take a bow 👏
Two quality strikes in quick succession have @ManCity 2-0 up at Anfield!
































