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Joined March 2009
The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
Dawg im high as fuck I thought ts said $110 million fully guaranteed for Brandin Podziemski
Just in: Golden State Warriors guard Brandin Podziemski has agreed to a five-year, $110 million fully guaranteed rookie-scale contract extension, agent Bill Duffy of WME Basketball tells ESPN. The deal includes a mutual option in the fifth year (2031-32) and a trade kicker.
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
A petty nigga w money is a nightmare
Drake showin off the new AP x Serena Williams collab 😭😭😭
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
MrBeast made SHARK TANK HISTORY by giving a guy $50,000 for 0% EQUITY in his company just because he LIKED HIM 😭🔥
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
Sometimes his mask slips; he genuinely can’t believe how stupid they are 😂😂
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
wtf. never leaving this site
For everyone asking: - yes it's real - 6 month term - money well spent to get this mf off the internet His lawyers are now pressing us hard to have this contract scrapped but we will stay strong
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
That’s a great barbershop. The dumber the n*ggas the better the barbers.
Nigga in the barbershop just told me Lyfe Jennings could do a Super Bowl halftime show😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
HR goin make sure even his grandchildren’s kids get fired
My coworker got me this mug. I don’t know why it feels like a personal attack.
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
Waffle House just owned the Weather Channel.
Replying to @weatherchannel
Hey TWC! Unfortunately, this tracker is inaccurate and an unverified website. Here is our latest status map as of 5:30pm EST.
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
Have you guys seen the at guy who uses an Apple Vision Pro to do all his installs? Feels like looking at tech from the future
Whoever pulls this off for the trades is going to be a billionaire
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
I know Michael’s spirit pushed that speaker, y’all need to stop playing with that man, he’s FED up
LMAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
I am never deleting this app
Dak fires it to Ferguson for the first down! Jake Ferguson:
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
20 years seems grossly excessive for this objectively hilarious crime.
Wisconsin woman pretends to be a school teacher just so she could call the kids fat and separate them by race. 23-year-old Amy Jones was reportedly "bored," so she walked into Rufus King High School and told staff she was a substitute. The school believed her and assigned her to a class. Jones then walked into the classroom and separated the kids by race. She then singled out multiple students, calling one a future hooker, another fat, and said some of the students looked like they were the type of people who had incest. Jones faces 20 years in prison. She says she did the stunt because she was bored and "hates kids and just wanted to mess around." Diabolical.
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
when everything is owned by ten people and you’re drinking a $25 latte while watching a warner bros romantic comedy starring netanyahu
Starbucks is exploring a potential $41 billion takeover of Chipotle, according to Financial Times. The deal would become the largest restaurant acquisition in history. (ft.com/content/79cef26a-e5e9…)
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
The last baby crying and gripping his head in distress cause he thinks he’s done for😭😭😭😭
🚨: This video shows babies stop crawling over a glass floor, which reveals an early perception of depth and fear of heights.
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Belly to belly is crazy
Boosie and Webbie link up again at a pool party.
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
Angel Reese
Just landed in ATL who I gotta check in with
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
The most jets and browns possible fun fact ever
The Jets are playing the Browns for the fourth time in five seasons on Sunday. Each team has had a different QB in each matchup: 2022: Joe Flacco (Jets) vs. Jacoby Brissett (Browns) 2023: Trevor Siemian (Jets) vs. Joe Flacco (Browns 2025: Justin Fields (Jets) vs. Dillon Gabriel (Browns) 2026: Geno Smith (Jets) vs. Deshaun Watson (Browns)
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
Get them niggas off that graphic
DREAM ON…TO THE WNBA FINALS 🔥🔥
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
Bro please watch Jeff Teague face this whole video LMFAOOOOOOOO
“On my life if I lived in Minnesota I wouldn’t miss a home game” - @520Hen He’s not wrong 😂 this team is going to be so fun to watch. Wish I could make it to all 82!! Via: @club520podcast
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The Real Wavey Crockett. retweeted
you'll never guess whose head pops into frame at the 7sec mark
Q: Zelenskyy said you're weak because of the Putin deal. He just criticized you TRUMP: Who said that? Q: Zelenskyy. He said you're weak TRUMP: Okay. *walks away*
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