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Joined March 2009
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Roy Keane talking about England being dragged down to the level of weaker teams, as if this England team wouldn’t get demolished by France or Spain #england
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So uh why did we sack Southgate again #england
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SNL Producer: You get those Weekend Update hosts? Casting Director: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you said SNL Producer: What #snluk
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My “Being mentioned in the Epstein files is not a sign of wrongdoing” shirt has got people’s asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Replying to @SkyNews
Being mentioned in the Epstein files is not a sign of wrongdoing
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“It’s David Williams!” #WILTY
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Watching Citizen Kane on BBC2. The ‘Citizen Kane’ of movies
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Matthew H retweeted
Replying to @confusionm8trix
There’s a joke in Isaac Asimov’s book on Shakespeare where a woman goes to see Hamlet and says “I don’t get why people make such a big deal about this play, it’s just a bunch of famous quotes strung together”
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If a picture paints a thousand words. Two pictures paint a million.
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Matthew H retweeted
Replying to @shirleymush
The Iraq War caused over a million excess deaths. I don’t understand how we even allow Alaistair Campbell to show his face in public
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At times like these of worry, its worth looking at the positives that exist now, and the positives that could exist moving forward. 1) No new laws have been introduced, and NO old laws have been removed. 1/
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🗳 Vote Olivia Murphy and the Scottish Socialist Party number 1 in Southside Central on 20 March. Elect a fighting socialist, nurse, and trade unionist with a bold programme to tackle poverty, to scrap and replace the regressive Council Tax, and to stop all cuts and closures.
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🚨DR UK's Statement on Passing of Assisted Dying Bill We stand firmly against a law that risks pressuring Disabled people into decisions driven by lack of options rather than genuine choice. This bill could reinforce the narrative that Disabled people’s lives are less valuable.
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Who said 54 year old Swiss watchmakers can't eat rice pudding while performing a handstand?
who said latin 6’4 tops cant smile in pictures …
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Matthew H retweeted
Replying to @b_n_d_l_e
Elon’s favourite pastime is pretending to understand things. All you have to do is reply ‘interesting’ if it seems like a good thing and ‘concerning’ if it seems like a bad thing
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It literally cannot be overstated how much you have a moral obligation to not vote for these vampires
🚨 BREAKING: Labour's Shadow Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood says she agrees with JK Rowling's "gender critical" views. Mahmood, a key ally of Keir Starmer, says that she believes "biological sex is real and is immutable" and said JK Rowling has "lead the fight in this area".
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PSA for all allergy sufferers: please buy the off-brand ones from Amazon they're like £5 for a 6 month supply.
This deserves the death penalty
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That ‘once I was seven years old’ song is the worst thing that happened in 2016
Haters, a moment please: What is your least favorite song of all time?
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