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Mac

@Macsamilli

tweeting my inner monologue mostly, and some other shit

 Washington, DC
Joined May 2009
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Clairvoyance: When a bitch be seeing shit. Clairaudience: When a bitch be hearing shit. Clairsentience: When a bitch be feeling shit. Claircognizance: When a bitch just be knowing shit.
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Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.
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sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it
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@yducknowMay 12
pov: you're lying in bed and it starts to rain
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@WhotfismickMay 12
Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said
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‘A Goofy Movie’ released 31 years ago today in theaters.
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Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions
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Happy Birthdayyy!! 🥳🎉
Mac (@Macsamilli) profile pictureMac@Macsamilli26 Apr 2025
Balloons on my page today ♉️⚡️🎈
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Happy Birthday Gee!!
Mac (@Macsamilli) profile pictureMac@Macsamilli26 Apr 2025
Balloons on my page today ♉️⚡️🎈
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Happy birthday my baby. I love you 💜
Mac (@Macsamilli) profile pictureMac@Macsamilli26 Apr 2025
Balloons on my page today ♉️⚡️🎈
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Happy Birthday, beautiful soul! 🤍
Mac (@Macsamilli) profile pictureMac@Macsamilli26 Apr 2025
Balloons on my page today ♉️⚡️🎈
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Happy birthday my love! You are an intuitive light, a vessel of love. I love you deep, old man 🫂❤️
Mac (@Macsamilli) profile pictureMac@Macsamilli26 Apr 2025
Balloons on my page today ♉️⚡️🎈
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1921??? I literally used this
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@wyd_stan23 Apr 2025
A pencil sharpener from 1921
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@Que_Hill18 Apr 2025
WTHelly
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Spain during the Holy Week is magical. ✝️ nitter.cf/CapitanBitcoin/status/…
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Me to some wings 😂😂
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I wanna go to Japan but I wanna go to Morocco but I wanna go to Spain but I wanna go to Brazil but I wanna go to Thailand but I wanna go to Zanzibar but I wanna go to Dubai but I wanna go to Greece but I wanna go to Colombia but I wanna
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Your softness is sacred too, my nigga.
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twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random walking by agrees with you.
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Chapter 103🧡
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"Sundays are for lovers" Me:
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