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#IGotVaccinatedAnd I'm still going to stay home because I hate people!
I'm Professor Albooty Einstein: This is what I always tell my students: don't stick with the known quantity. Play around with the unknown sister because they always come with double Ds. That's what I call the perverse result, also known as the back door result. Works Everytime.
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Now we all know who Shaq's fashion inspiration is. He's only missing the cigar.
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Air fryer fried arancini with parmesan risotto, stuffed with mozzarella, homemade marinara for dipping, and a side salad of baby greens with sliced almonds, feta, and a blueberry lemon vinaigrette. Dinner kicked ass tonight 😎🤤🤤🤤
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#SeemsKindaNutty His math. You can't lower the price ov something more than 100%. This makes no sense at all!
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Googling my symptoms at 2:00 A.M. and diagnosing myself as "probably fine" #SeemsKindaNutty
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#SeemsKindaNutty Wishing someone a "Merry Christmas Eve Eve." Is that really necessary. I think most people know that "Christmas Eve Eve," or December 23rd is the day to wish people a "Happy Festivus."
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Paying almost $10.00 for a fancy coffee drink and then crying about the economy. #SeemsKindaNutty
