Make up a Musician

Musician who thinks power chords and power bottoms are somehow related concepts

Musician who thinks “DAW” is what you say when you see a cute puppy

Musician who thinks this stands for "mega forte"

Musician who doesn’t know the word “natural,” so they call G ♮ “Straight-Up G.”

Musician who heard that the liquid that comes out of brass instrument spit valves is “just water, bro” and decided to drink a glass of it

Musician who is under the impression that you play clarinet not by covering the finger holes, but by inserting your fingers in them

Musician who has made it this far without knowing what the Circle of Fifths is, and is at this point too afraid to ask

Single male music professor age 40-65 who has never slept with (or attempted to sleep with) one of his students

Double reed player who drinks the cup of reed water like a shot after they’re done

Musician that refers to C Major as “The People’s Key”

Musician who can’t choose one instrument to master, so instead they’re mediocre at several

Musician who has never actually learned how to make sound on the flute and just goes “tooooooot” and hopes nobody notices

Musician that feels no desire to play the one song they know on piano when they see an unguarded piano

Musician who refers to their B flat Bass Clarinet as a their “BBC”

Musician who hits the "demo" button on an electric keyboard and then politely steps away, does not mime playing, and clarifies that it's not them playing

Musician who shouts “take it to the bridge!” before starting the development section of a sonata

Musician who phonetically pronounces “guitar” as “gooey-tar”