Dave Thomas

#date #night with my #love @cynicalqueen instagram.com/p/2ciKx0O3Rd/

Why does #twitter have a spot where I can enter my #creditcard #number ??? Am I #paying for something now?

Wheeeeee

Twitter.

#fresh #ink #tattoo #redbaron / #red #baron #tattoos... #triplemoon with a #triquetra in the middle.… instagram.com/p/vbsFPuO3bk/

Have you met my #girlfriend? She's #awesome. <3 @queeneggplant

"large black women are the funniest kind of black women"

I'm at The Nation's Gun Show (Chantilly, VA) swarmapp.com/maestrodt/check… – at Chantilly, VA

I'm at BB&T (Falls Church, VA) 4sq.com/SauAqt – at Jefferson, VA

I'm at @Driven_Inc. (Falls Church, VA) 4sq.com/1j0g2B1 – at Jefferson, VA

Training this guy so he can be pro... (at @Driven_Inc.) 4sq.com/1hclOnJ – at Jefferson, VA

Arriving three hours early does not mean you get to leave three hours early. Yawn. 4sq.com/1rFlS3W – at Jefferson, VA

Watching #Aladin while I'm at work. I think I can still quote along with the #movie...

Puns. Lots of puns. (@ The Matrix) 4sq.com/Qcye27 – at Arlington, VA

I'm leaving #work on time, not at an hour that's so #late it's #ridiculous ... I can't remember the… instagram.com/p/neuOc_u3aQ/ – at Jefferson, VA

People do bank things here. If you didn't know, 90% of banks are closed on Sundays; moreover, 78.3% of percentages... 4sq.com/1hEtlVW – at Jefferson, VA

... Shake for me #girl, I wanna be your #backdoor #man. Keep it coolin' #baby... #lz #zeppelin #music #lyrics #chill #wtf backdoor man...?

Some "grocery" #shopping (at @7Eleven) 4sq.com/1mugTQn – at Arlington, VA

So much #work on my #birthday (at @Driven_Inc.) 4sq.com/1mgEDHD – at Jefferson, VA

Isn't this exciting? I came for a hot #fudge #sundae... And today they're out of all & #icecream... To #wendys! 4sq.com/1hLyYSf