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King Switch

@Magicswitch

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 Kampala, Uganda
loveuganda.com
Joined July 2011
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Reechmilly (@Reechmilly) profile pictureReechmilly
@ReechmillyNov 4
A nigga can be going through shit and still be speaking life into the next person
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Shariff Omega@0mega001Nov 4
Videos that finish my data ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Julio ๏ฃฟ (@arihojulio) profile picture
Julio ๏ฃฟ
@arihojulioNov 5
You remember the day I asked you guys to always respect people in uniforms? Well, I was wrong because these people in uniform have today ambushed and robbed an old man off his money worth 36Mugx as he was coming from bank driving to his home. His two kids remained traumatized by the action caused and thank God one their father managed to run away, and his kid managed to fight those thieves. CC BUKEDDE TV
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Gwen๐Ÿ’
@GweenneeeNov 5
Men nowadays don't even double text, once you ignore their messages it's over for you ๐Ÿฅฒ
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โ€œOnce you learn patience, your options suddenly expand.โ€ โ€” Robert Greene
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Elena ๐Ÿ’•
@ElenabardyfOct 30
Just in case you forgot, men lower their standards for s*x and raise their standards for marriage.
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Terrence Popp
@PoppTerrenceOct 29
why i do what i do redonkulas.com
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The married man (@marriedmn) profile picture
The married man
@marriedmnOct 28
Men, stay away from 35+ single women. The red flag is not simply her age. It is the bitterness, regret, baggage and results that can come from years of bad choices. They are not looking for love. They are looking for a man to rescue them from the life they created.
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โ€œThe more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That's why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness.โ€ - Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Justine
@mukamajustin2Oct 27
Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work
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Motiv Kasagga (@MotivKasagga) profile picture
Motiv Kasagga
@MotivKasaggaOct 28
Kanungu OC CID resisted arrest following an order by Balam for his arrest over alleged corruption allegations! The constables took it personal, heโ€™s been eating alone. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mbu Mukola content mu bulamu bwabannamwe.. gwe ne bano mulowooza muli smart and funny. Ebintu ebimu bijja batukaako in real-life, u will cease looking for views and likes
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Reminder
๐Œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐จ๐ซ ๐Œ๐š๐ฌ๐œ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฌ (@mentormqsculus) profile picture๐Œ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐จ๐ซ ๐Œ๐š๐ฌ๐œ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฌ
@mentormqsculusOct 25
Modern women marry when they are SEXUALLY RETIRED. She's had her fun. Seen every size. Tried every style. Took every ride. Now she's burnt out, desensitized & bored of sex - that's when she suddenly wants a "good man" & marriage. So you marry her, thinking you'll have a sex life. Instead you're begging, trying to please her, buying lingerie, planning dates - & she just lies there, dry, cold, "tired." You didn't get a wife. You got a retired party girl who used up her best years on other men. I'll keep reminding you !
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Da Sciencetist (@SciencetistT) profile pictureDa Sciencetist
@SciencetistTOct 24
Iโ€™m sure they regret inviting him
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Fact
@FactOct 25
It's scientifically proven: being in love makes you a less productive person.
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In their last days, they will eventually kneel before the King
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Sweet Soul
@OhajiemoU85445Oct 25
You are Begging a broke a girl to accept your Proposal so you pay her bills.. Men are funny ๐Ÿคฃ
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Ghost ๐Ÿบ
@neightm04Oct 25
Replying to @AmukelaniMoyani
This behaviour doesnโ€™t start at this age.. When he was younger he got away with everything because โ€œheโ€™s just a childโ€ and it was โ€œcuteโ€.. Secondly, whereโ€™s the father?
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Not original But advocating for copyright ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ Forget Dr bitone, Kati ekintu Kili Ku international level.. omusajja omukulu nokoppa eddoboozi lyo'mukazi.? Just for quick Fame!! Ate Nolemezaamuu.... ensonyi myee So ashaming.. ๐Ÿ˜ช Mulabisizza nyo ensi yaffe #Nayeeee one day..
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