@MajDrag
Joined November 2012
"A gig of death," his friend assured him...
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Rewatching Good Will Hunting and kinda getting pissed off because his parole agreement was to do math and see a therapist and he's barely done any math
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Circling back, he does his girlfriend's math homework to have sex, but we, the viewer do not see the math 😡
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i love baseball announcers saying wacky stuff like "he's about to throw his slinky dinky, he throws it 21% of the time"
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Throwing the slider/cutter.... It's a slu... Cusclider
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FARTS ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT
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I got the horniest version of the Hobbit
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I'm not gonna say it but someone else should
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I love this post on r/nostupidquestions From 4 yrs ago- Why doesn't Europe have AC? - there's not a huge heatwave every year, it only lasts a few days and we make do. AC units aren't cheap, electric is more expensive in the UK. Also it snowed in Texas did ya think about that
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I love when a bunch of a cars in a line get real close to each other like dogs sniffing each other's butts
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Chalemet must start the spice orgy
In its most simplistic form, people just want community
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Sridhar is under attack! Post your favorites srirams
[Sucking up to God] All things are beautiful. I love life.
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I love to complain. It sucks.
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I love to use the plural with numbers less than two, such as 1.9, or zero, or negative three. It feels like I'm getting away with something.
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This encapsulates dan vladar for me, gives his kid a head bump before each game and takes like five shots to the head after, all while dapping up the other players between games. Mvp
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It's so funny that the flyers got rid of torts/brink/dlo and we all still get to go to the playoffs 😚
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Replying to @penguins
Sleep with one eye open tonight, bird.
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Kinda annoyed that they didn't touch upon the spice orgies in dune, like matrix 2 did it perfectly
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