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Pun slut and maker of words. Writer for @nerdsandbeyond and co-host of @mixtapebookclub podcast and @YourBatIsDead podcast. Opinions my own. She/Her/??🏳️‍🌈🔞.

Ko-fi & Patreon in carrd.
Joined June 2012
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Hive: @malmuses Tumblr: @malmuses IG: @mal_muses TikTok: @malmuses FB: Mal Muses / Mal Windsor Website for editing services: malwindsor.com Email: [email protected] You can find my articles & show coverage at nerdsandbeyond.com & other writings are coming soon!
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Expected to want to block a lot of things to clean up my X when I dropped back in for a bit, did not anticipate the gay hockey show (that I love) being one of the first, sheesh 🥴
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Is your favorite part the HURT? Or the COMFORT? Luckily, we have both in Ep. 48 of the podcast, out now! Come join @MalMuses & @Ellen_of_Oz as we delve into 4 awesome h/c fics with guest carnationqueen! mixtapebookclub.com/2025/10/… For fic links and more info, check the thread!⤵️
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Can we interest you in a dash of nourishing, delightful, tear-jerking HURT/COMFORT? Even when everything hurts in the real world, at least Dean & Cas can get the comfort in fanfic. We'll be discussing 4 great h/c fics in Ep.48! To read along with us, check the thread!⤵️🧵
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Surprise! Look what the lovely @MalMuses has just posted!!! I had the pleasure of beta reading this, yet another fantastic fic by Mal! archiveofourown.org/works/64…
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Surprise! @MalMuses has a new timestamp for the Russian verse coming very soon! It's super good, I got to beta this one too and I've been waiting for it to post
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Eeeeeee!!! I've been waiting for this fic from @MalMuses to post! The shrieks and squeals poor Mal had to deal with when I was beta reading this 😂 Gothic horror romance, Destiel style? YES PLEASE I was up til almost 4am one night reading btw archiveofourown.org/chapters…
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Me, whispering harshly to my incredibly expensive, memory foam contour pillow: you better fix my whole life, bitch I guess this is what getting old feels like
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How in the ever flapping fuck was Christmas only 9 weeks ago 😩 We've earned it being a LEAST May by now, surely
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Strange choice of pictures for a headline mentioning Jared and Misha, but I love Karl so it can slide
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See, they said there’d be peace when we were done…but I don’t know a single person in this dumpster who is done yet. So I guess we did this to ourselves 😌😌
World’s Most Annoying Fandom Back At It Again, There Will Never Be Peace ❤️
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This picture 😭
Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins have joined the cast of the final season of ‘THE BOYS’ with Jensen Ackles set to return as Soldier Boy.
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Kripke is just a thirsty, thirsty man and I respect that about him #TheBoys
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“So if Musk is an addict you should forgive his behavior” When my wayward cousin got a bit too friendly with meth he stole a relatives wallet and ran through a parking lot with no pants, ma, he did not try to steal a whole nation’s healthcare and help create the new nazi party
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Did the people who organized DashCon grow up to run the government? Has anyone checked if the DOGE office has a ball pit?
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Want a little more Christmas? A few years ago myself & some other writers wrote this funny canon Destiel fic thats (very) loosely inspired by The Santa Clause, with an SPN twist. I just reread & thought I should share! Ho ho, Merry Christmas. 🎄💙💚 archiveofourown.org/works/21…
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Fellow fanfic writers, readers, & aficionados: now is the time, more than ever. There are many reasons & ways to create fanworks, but one has ALWAYS been as an act of protest. Make it gayer. Blacker. Full of women. Make it louder. Make it what YOU want to see in the world.
This sounds frivolous in the grand scheme of things but we need to support archivists, protect public libraries, protect journalists, writers, artists, photographers, and filmmakers. We need to continue to keep culture alive and educate our youth.
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(I made a similar post on 🦋, but the post I shared there is not on X. Occasionally I'll cross post things while folks are still here, but mostly, I'm going to be over there.)
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