Maybe... they ain't like us. Can you imagine an AMERICAN man doing this to his 8–9-year-old daughter?

I picture Paul Simon lying on his couch in front of the fireplace with an extra blanket over his feet dreaming about Leave it to Beaver when his phone starts vibrating and he finds out he just caught the biggest stray of the decade

[Trump the very moment the midterms are over] youtube.com/watch?v=0kyf-taH…

I don't care what y'all say... the Prequels are the best Star Wars Trilogy by far.

Welcome to the internet... where Christian Thirst Trap Scripture Study Minute is a thing now?

Stephon Castle's hair makes his hit-box too big

If I were a God who wanted to select only the faithful and obedient, I would send the unvaccinated straight to Hell.

Religion = Terrorism

And then she said, "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons, Saar!"

Just remember... the purpose of play is to introduce children to the natural world around us. It's cool that the cars go sideways and defy gravity, but know you're playing with fire. This stage of development, children should be learning the rules of the natural world. Symmetry, inertia, balance, center of gravity. You want your child to learn these things intuitively... I don't think it's a great idea to expose children to machines more complex than they can understand. Give them blocks and shapes and wheels and Legos. Don't overexpose them to toys that seem to defy physics. It's at best not formative, at worst it communicates that physics are intermittent. Lord knows they are bound to see enough incorrect physics on screens. Don't introduce that into their play. Remember... you're going for the "zone of proximal development" Your toddler should be learning a toolset they somewhat understand but also have plenty left to learn from.

As long as we're looking at Billy Joel's career as a songwriter, here's a throwback that many don't even know was Billy Joel. The entire soundtrack is underrated actually youtu.be/Jb7kJ-j_dKA?t=37

Lyrics to "The Stranger" by Billy Joel (It doesn't take an old-head to notice... modern music is nothing like this.) "Well, we all have a face That we hide away forever And we take them out And show ourselves When everyone has gone Some are satin, some are steel Some are silk, and some are leather They're the faces of the stranger But we love to try them on Well, we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger? Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Don't be afraid to try again Everyone goes south Every now and then, ooh-ooh You've done it, why can't someone else? You should know by now You've been there yourself Once I used to believe I was such a great romancer Then I came home to a woman That I could not recognize When I pressed her for a reason She refused to even answer It was then I felt the stranger Kick me right between the eyes Well, we all fall in love But we disregard the danger Though we share so many secrets There are some we never tell Why were you so surprised That you never saw the stranger? Did you ever let your lover see The stranger in yourself? Don't be afraid to try again Everyone goes south Every now and then, ooh-ooh You've done it, why can't someone else? You should know by now You've been there yourself You may never understand How the stranger is inspired But he isn't always evil And he is not always wrong Though you drown in good intentions You will never quench the fire You'll give in to your desire When the stranger comes along"

Say what you will about the Blacks... But at least niggas don't be clappin' on 1 and 3.

This new show "Minnesota" is F**king LIT!!!"