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myślicie że ktokolwiek oglądał free bo lubi pływać bądźcie kurwa poważni
There is nothing worse than watching a sports anime and enjoying it, only to discover the fandom is all fujoshis who don't give a damn about the actual sport
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“first native american woman” “first openly gay man” “first black woman governor” “first latina governor” “since 1932” “since 1988” “since 1992” “since 2008” we’re deadass witnessing history tonight what the fuck
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I say this as a huge meatbun and erha fan, but erha isn’t perfect. It has one really major flaw and that’s the fact chu wanning never got pregnant at any point during the book or the extras :/
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Aggressive reminder marginalized communities in red states are working their ASSES off to make these flips happen. Through egregious gerrymandering and all. Do not fix your mouths to bash these states tonight because YOU live somewhere else.
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all this talk about texas turning blue got me thinking bout how i blue my chance with you when you were my maine focus. iowa you a lot. you dont have to reply, but tell your mom i said ohio. kansas
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The fact that Google felt comfortable even threatening this is evidence enough that the anti-trust hammer needs to be brought down on them hard. We've let these corporations get away with too much for too long.
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much to do …
if texas turns blue qifrey is getting his pussy ate
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this fanfic shit is easy
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Best friend suggested I could be gender fluid since I don't really care about how people perceived me and I told him I couldn't see myself as a man or using he/him and he deadass told me "then don't fluid into a man" and I think he outwoked me on this one
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this fanfic shit is easy
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"banning porn leads to a censorship slippery slope" and "the porn industry is predatory and generally horrible to its actors" are two statements that can coexist
the porn industry, famously safe and consensual
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since ao3 is down this fanfic shit is easy
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a building next to my nephew's house was scheduled for demolition and they accidentally demolished my nephew's house and now everyone saying its not their problem this literally sounds like a shitpost
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normal #orufrey
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Literature deepens empathy in empathetic people by expanding their understanding of humanity. But an eng lit honours class will introduce you to some of the worst sociopaths you have ever met
the idea that “literature fosters empathy” is only true when a reader does the work of listening and responding to the text. it is not an automatic process. evidently
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The Marie Kondo takes is where I started realizing we don’t actually process or understand the things we read, because she said if it sparks joy and has real meaning to you keep it but if you’re just hoarding things with no emotional value to you…maybe declutter your space a bit
marie kondo doesn't work on you if you're a little freak that buys really niche shit, has strong preferences bordering on the neurotic, spend YEARS hunting down specific items, and think you can refurbish or repair anything. unfortunately all these traits also make me unbearable
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any time this scene hits the tl i always have to stop and watch like butch x butch pissing contest over michiru is too good
this scene in Sailor Moon 😭 what they got going on here omg, Haruka doesn’t play about Michiru
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Replying to @beruangwithme
that scene in the movie where kuroko almost gets beat up and the GoM pulls up like a boyfriend protection squad
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the plot is literally kagami trying to beat kuroko's seven evil exes 😭😭😭
Saw someone tweet kuroko no basket didn't have a large fujo audience... As if people didn't imagine Kuroko with every single guy in the series😂😂😂 The amount of doujin I read of Kuroko getting his ass plowed by just about every single male character
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Saw someone tweet kuroko no basket didn't have a large fujo audience... As if people didn't imagine Kuroko with every single guy in the series😂😂😂 The amount of doujin I read of Kuroko getting his ass plowed by just about every single male character
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