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Wow @waitrose with this price cut you are really spoiling us! Could I respectfully suggest that using a marketing playbook from the 70’s isn’t cutting it in the 21st century? #waitrose #costoflivingcrisis

Me booking Saints tickets online... @SouthamptonFC

To help ensure they win the premiership Arsenal have brought in a new tactical coach Dr Henry Heimlich. His famous set piece called the Heimlich Manoeuvre can help stop choking #premiership #arsenal #choke

I’ve just discovered that Carols from Kings doesn’t take place on Christmas Eve. What a Swizz. @RevRichardColes

.@RevRichardColes Hi Richard please could you settle a family argument by confirming which is Twelfth Night? Is it January 5th or January 6th? Ta!

Bien joué la France et merci @Paris2024 👏👏👏

This made the franglais part of my brain laugh out loud in E Leclerc earlier. Childish I know but…

..Dear @Paris2024 please play the proper version of God save the King in the medal ceremonies rather than some crappy jazz version. Merci!

Disappointing to hear studio pundits disrespecting the current England team. I think one of them has only played for England 13 times and none of them have ever won anything as England players. People in glass houses…. @BBCSport

As @JohnCleese said, I can take the despair, it’s the hope I can’t stand. #ENGSVK

Check out Led By Donkeys's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZGegykjh9/

..@SkyCinema is it me or is the dialogue on the Ferrari movie muffled and difficult to hear?

Steve Wright in the afternoon was my breakfast show when I was a student in the 90s. 😢 #ripstevewright

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

I once saw a film which had a game of football with similar poor standards of refereeing. Ironically fair play was restored by most of the fans in the stadium chanting ‘Victoire’ #ENGFRA

.⁦@Tesco⁩ @asda He gets about…

A victory for lettuces everywhere. #truss