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Almost 100k qrts in 3 hours y'all wouldn't even give this much attention to actual tragedies 😭
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In case you didn't follow sports today:
>⚾️Milwaukee Brewers won the World Series
>⚽️Cristiano Ronaldo won the BOAT for the best 'Ballon d'Or of All Time' for his '08 award
>🏀Source leaked that James Dolan was upset with Knicks players for not wanting to visit Trump at the White House after winning NBA title
>🏀Ernie Johnson announced this will be his last season hosting Inside the NBA
>⚽️Real Madrid apologized to China for Mbappe's Mao Zedong comments
>🏀Draymond Green said players should go to therapy to manage their temperaments
>🫖The pot called the kettle black
>🏀Kristaps Porzingis was found in Spain getting his teeth done (his team literally didn't know where he was for the last week or so)
>🏈A Boston University study estimated 75% of NFL players who died from 2008-2023 had CTE
>🏈Chiefs signed Justin Tucker to the practice squad
>🏈Kirk Herbstreit headlined a GOP fundraiser weeks after claiming he doesn't "get into politics"
>🏀Steph Curry dropped 44 in the Warriors' 119-114 win vs the Wolves
>🏀Rudy Gobert scored 1 pt in 20 mins & got btched out by LaMelo Ball (vid in replies)
>🏀Wemby put up 36 pts, 14 reb & 5 blk in the Spurs' OT win vs the Jazz
>🏀Jalen Brunson dropped 38 in the Knicks' win over the Bulls
>🏀Chicago's 19 y/o Noa Essengue committed 3 fouls in 2 mins including one that sent KAT off the floor with injury
>🏀LeBron got chased down blocked on a breakaway by a dude named Jalen Slawson 🥺(vid not in replies)
>🏀Andrew Nembhard crossed tf outta LeBron🥺🥺(vid not in replies)
>🏀Joel Embiid hit an and-1 then while laying on his back, he put both hands behind this head & humped the air in Philly's 114-109 win over the Pacers (vid in replies)
>🏀No.1 pick AJ Dybantsa put up an efficient 19 point in his first career NBA game
>🏀Nikola Jokic recorded his 200th career triple-double
>🏀Giannis put up 24 & 18 reb as the Heat got their first win of the season
>🏀Hornets benched Naz Reid at halftime for not meeting "our standards"
>🏀Tyrese Haliburton was ruled out at least 2 weeks with a strained hamstring
>🏀Bronny James was left off the Lakers' G League roster for the first time and became a full time NBA player
>🏀Atlanta Dream announced WNBA Finals Game 6 sold out after get-in prices dropped to $32. Reminder, this game is being played at 12:30 ET on a fckn Thursday
>🏀Lakers beat the Clippers 103-87 without Luka
>🏈Houston's mayor declared Oct 29 "Tank Dell Day" after he played his first game in 673 days
-I'll also be celibrating despite not living in Houston
>🏈Colts WR Josh Downs requested a trade
>🏈Texans put Jaylin Noel on IR with an expected season-ending turf toe injury
>🏈Jason Kelce tried sumo wrestling (vid in replies but... warning... his whole ass is out)
>🏈Report dropped that Phil Knight pulled all of his NIL funding (~$30M a year) from Oregon football but Oregon hasn't confirmed yet
>🏈Big 12 fined UCF $100K for fans' chants aimed at the Mormon church at the BYU game
>🏈Philip Rivers reportedly emerged as a real candidate for the NC State head coach job
>🏒Gavin McKenna scored 2 goals but the Seattle beat Toronto 5-4 off a Brandon Montour goal with 34 seconds left
>🏒Avalanche beat the Devils 5-2, Oilers shut out the Flames 4-0 & Capitals beat the Flyers 5-2
>⚽️Man City beat Brighton 4-3 on pens in the Carabao Cup in front of 12,000 empty seats at the Etihad
>⚽️Liverpool beat Chelsea 6-5 on pens & Bournemouth beat Villa 3-0 in the Carabao Cup
>⚽️Vincent Kompany was discharged from the hospital 5 days after collapsing & Bayern beat Magdeburg 6-1 in the German Cup
>⚽️Barcelona got fined a whole €602 for approaching Julián Álvarez before telling Atlético
>⚽️Inter Miami drew Cincinnati 2-2 in MLS off a 90th minute equalizer
>⚽️Women's Champions League results:
-🇫🇷OL Lyonnes 6-0 🇮🇹Inter
-🇨🇭Servette 5-1 🇧🇪OH Leuven
-🏴Arsenal 3-0 🇵🇹Benfica
-🏴Chelsea 2-0 🇮🇹Roma
-🇩🇪Bayern 2-2 🇪🇸Real Madrid
>⚽️I did a full football recap on my account earlier if you wanna check it out
>Let me know what I missed
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How it feels to reply back against bigots till you realize they use the same sentences
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“Fat black chick” I hate you racist fucks
The Philadelphia Eagles having a fat black chick as their “Athletic Coach” is why they’re terrible this year…
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I don’t really care for Europeans and the shtick they’ve picked up, it’s rarely sincere. Nearly every major problem in the world today can be traced back to Euro descendant people regardless of where they are, including America’s majority demographic. Which part of that do..
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Can minorities stop saying "this is why ppl hate us" or "this is setting us back" when someone does smth mildly cringe. Bigots hate you bc you're a minority not bc ur cringe
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Then you got grown ass man on here talking about “the president cant look at ass?” Bitch grow up weird ass. Obama couldnt even change the color of his suit without facing backlash but yall quick to tap dance for racist ass old people.
