dont let her fool you. all her stories about garbage people are fake. setting folks off just for clicks- all grift.
every text to her starts with “hey girl” in the exact same character voice. baby girl needs to take a ✍️ class. 🤡🤡🤡
@_sorrengailll
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hello @gursel0022 (fellow legend)- excited to be a starter
team- plz advise on how we will be getting these excess bags
#gürselgäng
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every straight dude on hinge who lists their politics as “not political” or “other” won’t remember your birthday and secretly wants a cybertruck.
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i’ve never felt more supported by a man than the first convo after we match on an app. he’s full of “yes, queen” energy when you’re a sex prospect.
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"Why are you bothering the cat?"
"Just let her bother the cat."
what christmas is like with my family
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being in comedy is so fun. you’ll be thinking about how you want to kill yourself but then realize what time it is and be like “hold that thought. i need to go post a reel!”
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i used to eat pizza crust until i realized it’s just the part of the pizza without cheese so now i don’t respect it
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there's a car alarm that's been going off in my neighborhood for 90 minutes. happy mother's day.
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living in nyc changes your perspective. a guy told me he got a DUI and I was like, "oh, man. you have a car?!?"
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when i’m feeling bloated, i’m just gonna start holding my stomach like a pregnant lady in pics and let people deal with trying to gauge if i’m pregnant or not
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