I went to the MC Hammer Museum the other day. It was rubbish, you weren’t allowed to touch anything!
The Claude Monet / Frank Spencer mash-up you never knew you needed. ‘Oooo Betty, and all that bo**ocks’. Enjoy…
My missus keeps throwing buckets of Ronseal over me. To be honest, I don’t like the way I’m being treated.
The other day I bought a lettuce which was endorsed by the pop group The Mamas And The Papas. I can’t eat it though, because all the leaves are brown!
University Challenge is trending, which reminds me it’s been a while since I deployed this. Enjoy…
#UniversityChallenge
With Swap Shop turning 50, it would be rude not to give an airing to this old chestnut…
#SwapShop
Here’s a thread of today’s toy fair purchases for anyone interested, starting with this very fine 1:43 scale Norev Renault 21 ‘Nevada’ estate. It’s a great model on a large base, certainly not a model you find everywhere…
Oxford Diecast 1:76 Volvo Amazon and Birmingham Bedford J1 Lomas ambulance. These were 2 for £10, so I couldn’t resist.
Before last weekend, I didn’t have any models of the Lancia Beta. Then, on Saturday I picked up the Politoys saloon at Beaulieu Autojumble, and on Sunday I bought the Solido coupe at an antiques centre in Christchurch. Now I’m the Beta for it…. Geddit?
The people who win these competitions must have exceptional eyesight, I can’t see the bl**dy thing anywhere!…
Spending the day at the Mini Festival at Brands Hatch. Some immense racing today and of course, plenty of Minis…








































