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Newcastle upon Tyne
Joined September 2011
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Patrick Stewart as gay opera director Alistair Burke in one of my favourite scenes in Frasier. Rest in Peace
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Bruno Guimarães was captaining his side against the likes of Barcelona last season, now he’s playing backup to Miles Lewis Skelly and missing penalties against Fleetwood Town 😢
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I genuinely can’t watch this clip without getting angry
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Oh dear Bruno. Enjoy your trophies #CarabaoCup #AFC #NUFC #FLEARS
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25 years ago, linkin park released ‘in the end’
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No wonder @TeamNicoG is so good, @RCDeportivo legend Fran is his dad! #NUFC
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👀 any other predictions @DonBaldini
Elanga will prove to be a fat more effective player than Miggy over the next 2 seasons. Bookmark this!
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There is absolutely no ceiling to how much I enjoy Man United failing. The limit does not exist. It will never, ever get old.
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Kevin Keegan, 1951-2026 👑
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Statement on behalf of Terry McDermott and his family We are heartbroken by the loss of our dear friend, Kevin Keegan. Kevin was so much more than a teammate. He was a lifelong friend whose warmth, loyalty, humour and passion for football touched so many lives. The memories they shared, both on and off the pitch, will be treasured forever. Although Terry’s dementia means he is no longer able to express his feelings publicly, we know how much Kevin meant to him and how deeply this loss would have affected him. Our thoughts and prayers are with Jean, Laura, Sarah and all of Kevin’s family at this incredibly sad time. We hope they find comfort in the love and respect being shown for Kevin by so many people. Kevin was one of football’s true greats, but to Terry he was, above all, a cherished friend. He will be greatly missed and never forgotten. #nufc #lfc
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We are better than the Mexicans. We are better than the Mexicans #MEXENG #ENG
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There’s no place like home 🖤🤍
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Arteta is insufferable #FACup #SOUARS
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Brown envelopes out in force tonight. #NUFC #uefalona #BARNEW #BarçaNewcastle
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OSULLLLLLLAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #NUFC
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Absolutely incredible that from just his 28th goal in the 93/94 season, @alanshearer has been the Premier League’s all time top scorer, and has never been surpassed even once at any point. Definition of a legend. #NUFC
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Sunderland AFC has never qualified for the UEFA Champions League, so they've scored zero set pieces in it.
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PSGs Win Record against English teams: Chelsea Won 3 Man City Won 3 Liverpool Won 2 Man U Won 2 Arsenal Won 1 Villa Won 1 Spurs Won 1 NUFC Won 0 #nufc
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