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Mark Rīter

@MarkRiter

Hashtag games and other funny stuff. NSFW. These are jokes! Also find me where the sky is blue.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2011
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@marknormJul 9
The vegetables were the problem
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@DexertoJul 9
Taco Bell has changed popular menu items due to a parasite spreading across the US Lettuce, guacamole and pico de gallo are among the ingredients temporarily removed
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@marknormJun 24
hospital food is the worst
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@TMZJun 24
A hospital worker has been accused of cooking, eating human remains. tmz.com/2026/06/24/hospital-… 🎥: AP
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Police Chaste #VirginalVideoGames
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#PlayingCardsInASongOrMovie One-Eyed Jack and Diane
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David@David29016622 Dec 2024
Freeze a jolly good fellow #WinterActivitiesInASongOrMovie
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DebIsGone@DebIsGone21 Dec 2024
#AddACarolToAMovieOrShow Grandma Got Runover by the ReinDeer Hunter
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@vasego119 Dec 2024
Santa shops at Temu! #ModernFortuneCookieMessages
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Greg Morter@Evi1Geniu518 Dec 2024
Saint Nicked #CriminalChristmasMovies
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Finally found the one current Jaguar owner that likes the new brand campaign.
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Campaign staffers had asked all speakers to submit drafts of their speeches ahead of time—before they were loaded into the teleprompter—according to the aforementioned sources. You won't believe what they *didn't* let this guy say. NEW from @MarcACaputo: thebulwark.com/p/trumps-shoc…
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@rahhead0126 Oct 2024
I can’t Gopher that 🎶 #CartoonsInMoviesAndSongs
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@hufco6011 Oct 2024
#HelpAMovieHeal Of Human Bandage
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Mewsli #FelineBreakfastCereal
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Replying to @CHPAlerts @LAPDHQ
It's incredibly annoying that CHP uses the "public safety" EAS channel for this instead of the Amber Alert channel because a lot of us would very much like to opt out of Silver Alerts but not opt out of alerts pertaining to serious regional emergencies.
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Mike_M@MrFlibble72LFC25 Aug 2024
#MundanelyMusical This is the Beige of Aquarius
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Mohammed Miah@ref_tm25 Aug 2024
#MundanelyMusical Run Of The Mill-er
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JimmyN@JZMNOB24 Aug 2024
#BringJoyToAMovieOrShow The Elate Show
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Chris G@sidneypaget13 Aug 2024
#ASongOrMovieForMeatVarieties fillET
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Karen Helm@khelm7411 Aug 2024
The Velveeta Rabbit #CheesyChronicles
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🎵 Moves Like Stagger 🎶 #AlcoholInMoviesOrSongs
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