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give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
teach a man to Claude Code and you financially ruin him with distracting side projects for the rest of his life
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The fun part of owning a business is having the flu, losing the will to live, and then hearing yourself say, “Yeah, 2:30 works.”
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Disgusting scene at AT&T Stadium in Dallas as security forced a Cowboys fan to stay and watch the game all the way to the end.
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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here is an even bigger Q4 number that you will be fired if you don't hit, you fucking moron
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I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”
Today in HOA leadership: I suggest a carefully thought out change and six reasons why it’s good. The old ladies in the board: I don’t agree. Which argument did I get wrong? I just don’t agree. 🤦🤦♂️
I'm coaching a new supervisor, and I'm reminded of how important daily stand-up meetings are to keeping things on track. Basic to me, but I'm "seasoned"
Today in insurance sales: 15 voice mails. 2 “we’ll call you back”. One sold customer z”it’s more than i expected. Have to marinate in that a few days”. One dead deal comes back to life. Woo!
Thinking about the theory of constraints during my morning hike: What most people get wrong about the Constraint is not that it should be broken, rather, it should be chosen. Don't play whack-a-mole when you should be strategic about this critical decision.





















