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π’π„π‹π„π‚π“πˆπ•π„ βŽ› Berdly mom/cousin βŽ ππ‹π„π€π’π„ 𝐁𝐄 ππ€π“πˆπ„ππ“ βŽ› UTY/UT/DR Headcanon ⎠

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Joined March 2026
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πšƒπš‘πšŽ πš‰πšŽπš—πš’πšπš‘ 𝚘𝚏 π™Όπš˜πš—πšœπšπšŽπš›πš”πš’πš—πš... πšŠπš—πš 𝚊 πš•πšŠπš£πš’ πšœπšŒπšŠπšπšπšŽπš›πš‹πš›πšŠπš’πš—πšŽπš πš‹πš’πš›πš. πŸ’™πŸ¦πŸ’›
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Nghhh, fine, to enjoy you in a more personal way! There, I said it~
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* πš‚πšžπšπšπšŽπš—πš•πš’, πšπš‘πš’πšœ πš—πš˜πš  πš‘πšŠπšœ πš‹πšŽπšŒπš˜πš–πšŽ πšŠπš— πšŠπš›πš”. * π™ΌπšŠπš›πšπš•πšŽπš πš’πšœ πš—πš˜πš  πš˜πš— πš‘πšŽπš› 𝚠𝚊𝚒 𝚝𝚘 πšπš’πš—πš πš—πšŽπš  𝚜𝚏𝚠 πšπš›πš’πšŽπš—πšπšœ πš‹πšŽπšπš˜πš›πšŽ πšœπš‘πšŽ 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 πšœπš˜πš–πšŽπšπš‘πš’πš—πš "πš πšŽπš’πš›πš". * π˜Ύπ™‘π™€π™«π™šπ™§ π™žπ™¨ π™¬π™€π™§π™§π™žπ™šπ™™ 𝙖𝙗𝙀π™ͺ𝙩 π™π™šπ™§.
β € * π™Όπš˜πš–πšŽπš—πšπšœ πš‹πšŽπšπš˜πš›πšŽ πšπš’πšœπšŠπšœπšπšŽπš›. . . β € * οΌ©ο½”'s all ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½‰ο½’ ο½†ο½ο½•ο½Œο½” β €
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T-To be taken by you into your backstage room and... you know~
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* "Oh grow up, Azzy. You ain't getting me on your mocking game this time!" * Despite that, sticks her own out of her beak.
* Sticking his tongue out at you. * "Blehhhhh..." * Get owned loser.
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W-Well, perhaps there might be something~ * Taps her index fingers together nervously.
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N-Nothing nothing, I swear... ᢠᡘᢜᡏ ᡗʰᡃᡗ ʷᡃ˒ αΆœΛ‘α΅’Λ’α΅‰~
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Of course you can, just... nevermind, they would be mindlessly clap at whatever you tell them, you're the new face of hope after all. They LOVE you so much... ᡐᡉ β±βΏαΆœΛ‘α΅˜α΅ˆα΅‰α΅ˆ
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You're literally the only thing that shows on everyone's TV's at their homes. Answer is clearly obvious.
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β € * π™Όπš˜πš–πšŽπš—πšπšœ πš‹πšŽπšπš˜πš›πšŽ πšπš’πšœπšŠπšœπšπšŽπš›. . . β € * οΌ©ο½”'s all ο½”ο½ˆο½…ο½‰ο½’ ο½†ο½ο½•ο½Œο½” β €
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It's #Martlet Monday, my fellow monsters... and humans! This week, I'm going full Berdly with an ironic, yet shocking fun fact!
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I'm telling you, I end up making tornados the more I do it! I'm not doing that thing again.
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β € 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 π’–π’π’π’π’„π’Œπ’†π’… 𝒂 π’π’†π’˜ π’Žπ’π’—π’†... 𝒔𝒉𝒆 π’Žπ’‚π’š 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏 π’π’†π’˜ 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 π’Šπ’‡ 𝒔𝒉𝒆 π’Œπ’†π’†π’‘π’” π’ˆπ’“π’π’˜π’Šπ’π’ˆ 𝒖𝒑? β € π™·πšŽπš’ π™²πš•πš˜πšŸπšŽπš›, πš•πš˜πš˜πš” πš πš‘πšŠπš 𝙸 πšπš˜πšžπš—πš! 𝙸 πš πš˜πš—πšπšŽπš› πš’πš πš˜πšπš‘πšŽπš›πšœ πšπš’πš πšπš‘πš’πšœ 𝚊𝚝 πšœπš˜πš–πšŽ πš™πš˜πš’πš—πš
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β € 𝑨𝒓𝒆 π’šπ’π’– 𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑽𝑬 π’†π’π’π’–π’ˆπ’‰? β €
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Oh, glad you ask Paps, I was thinking might be yours. * Shows him Annoying Dog He was munching a bone recently... it looked like a finger.
MY BROTHER CAN BE QUITE THE HELPFUL HAND FROM TIME TO TIME... AT LEAST, WHEN HE ISN'T GOOFING OFF. SO, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING?
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I got food, toys, whatever this overly large thing is, makes funny noises when inserted into a body~
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Oh, morning Papyrus! Yeah, is quite unusual they are. Still glad your brother gave me such wonderful idea, it was getting crowded with all the things I found on my patrols.
HUH? I DIDN'T REALIZE SENTRY STATIONS COULD ALSO BE SHOPS. AHEM. GOOD MORNING, MARTLET!
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"Usually what others lost and never cared to ask in return. I got food, toys, whatever this overly large thing does, it looks sharp. And yes, people lost snow, in fact." * Martlet shows an entire snowman "I saw it in a pinnacle and drag him down here with me."
"Wait this is a shop? What do you even sell out here? Snow?"
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Stop scrolling! Come and chill with this cute bird! Wait, since when is a store my station? A skeleton told me it'd be hilarious for Undyne when she finds out. . . Not sure why but I hope she does ^<^
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*You gonna lift me up, with those human arms? Now I wanna see you try that! *Not like I can move or do anything else, just trapped here.
*Cue Frisk with red, dried out eyes…* *Okay, but in all seriousness, she’s going to pick up the giant ice cube and carry it somewhere warmer so she can thaw out.*
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* Literally the next shot after it.
β€œBoy am I glad that she’s frozen in there and we’re out here. And the she’s the sheriff and we’re frozen out here. And we’re in there, and - I just remembered - we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s Martlet?”
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