I warned you about crypto and Bitcoin, but you thought your money was untouchable.
Now those Kenyans accused of moving fraudulent money from the US have been arrested.
Crypto is not secure. It's a CIA project.
Men,
READ THIS TWICE:
As a man, you need to have a wife that everyone knows and a wife that nobody knows.
This message is for men, not boys.
Men,
A woman has a vagina to serve one man in a relationship.
A man has a penis to multiply and fill the earth.
Two different purposes. Two different missions.
The difference is like day and night.
Be a man.
Men,
Listen carefully, men.
You can argue with your woman, disagree with her or have an altercation, but whatever you do, don't sleep with her afterwards.
I will not explain.
Men,
MARRIAGE ADVICE:
Don’t be fooled. A man who marries a single mother should understand that the baby daddy will always enjoy the wet valley as much as the husband does.
Hear me out or suffer later.
Men,
RELATIONSHIP TIP:
When a woman texts you faster, it’s either because she wants a favor from you or she’s planning to cheat.
Do with this information as you wish.
Men,
When a woman goes online to announce how she slept with you, understand one thing: you failed the practical exam.
A woman rarely complains about a man who delivered the results.
I didn't make these rules. Nature did.
Men,
Bro Code: When your brother approaches a woman, don't just stand there watching.
Go buy condoms.
Support your brother's ambitions.
Men,
You wake up, shower, and go out to make a living.
Simps wake up and start exercising on a woman's legs before figuring out how to survive the day.
Never touch a woman's privates in the morning.
Be a man.
Men ONLY,
When you sleep with a woman and her walking style changes.
You notice she didn't walk in with that same style.
What do you do?
Men,
When life beats her down, suddenly she remembers your number. When life smiles at her, she forgets you exist.
I repeat: let her suffer in peace. It's her turn.
Don't play Captain Save-A-Hoe.
Be a man.
Men,
A wife should have a strong back and a solid behind to carry her man.
That's a woman built for marriage.
Approved! Brotherhood is happy for him.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Massage parlours have turned into sex dens.
Want to know if you're getting a real massage?
Ask reception if they offer a “happy ending.”
If they say yes, run!
You've just uncovered a sex business hiding behind the massage therapy sign.
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
This is where gender equality ends.
Where are women?
#MasculinitySaturday
Men,
Fertility is declining at an alarming rate.
Men with healthy, fertile sperm will be more valuable than gold.
Protect your testicles. Your future depends on them.
#MasculinitySaturday



