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Jamie Ross

@MaskettaJamie

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

 Melbourne, Australia
Joined May 2011
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butchy boy
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pj@pjayevans16 Jun 2022
You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart
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Good to see the return of drunk tweets since lockdown ended
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My first earthquake 🥰
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AFL 2021 Grand Final Teams: Melbourne v Doggies Supporters: Landlords v Tenants
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Gave up on leaving lockdown anytime soon by purchasing a Nintendo Switch and a slab of my favourite sours. I’ll be leaving reality until 80% vacc
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Even Dan the Man, a big bombers supporter, knows who deserves the support today @DanielAndrewsMP @westernbulldogs
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Sitting in the Melton Indoor centre right now. Great nurse and barely any waiting
Dan Andrews (@DanielAndrewsMP) profile pictureDan Andrews@DanielAndrewsMP23 Aug 2021
There's 52,566 vaccine appointments available this week. Old Ford Factory, Geelong - 4,814 Melton Vaccination Hub - 4,700 Melbourne Convention Centre - 4,077 Sandown Racecourse, Springvale - 3,399 Cranbourne Turf Club - 2,851 Book now, roll up your sleeve, and let's end this.
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at the point now where I'm hoping for terrible weather forecasts so everyone stays THE FUCK AT HOME
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very juicy finals series coming up! #afl GET THERE DOGS
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If the contact tracers haven't given up then neither should we. It will take some more time but we can absolutely beat this
Sharnelle Vella (@SharnelleVella) profile pictureSharnelle Vella@SharnelleVella21 Aug 2021
Replying to @SharnelleVella
It all feels like it’s done and gone right? Wrong! There was one part of the presser that SPOKE to me from Weimar: He said – ‘we haven’t lost control of contact tracing. We know where the cases are and we have thousands of people working on it.’ So they’re still on top of it.
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also… we have THOUSANDS of contact tracers? I’ve always pictured a small office with 30 sleep-deprived people working 14-hour shifts. What a monumental effort to manage all that.
Jokes on the government. I never left the last lockdown.
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Sometimes I wonder where in the world my Pokemon Silver cartridge has ended up and if I’ll ever find it again
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BRISBANE 2032!!!
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arrested This video was written, produced, and published by Jordan and the editor youtu.be/OXtq4a8829g
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Two things are clear: 1. Now that a politician has made the Hottest 100, it is no longer hot. Sorry about that. 2. It's officially time to get on the beers. Congrats @mashdnkutcher - I look forward to our next ‘collaboration’.
triple j (@triplej) profile picturetriple j@triplej23 Jan 2021
#12 @mashdnkutcher - 'Get On The Beers' [Ft. @DanielAndrewsMP] #Hottest100
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What a gun!!
Western Bulldogs (@westernbulldogs) profile pictureWestern Bulldogs@westernbulldogs14 Sep 2020
Caleb. Just too good. 👏👏👏 🎥 Watch the highlights: bit.ly/2FqgYGC #MightyWest
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Imagine making a soup so bad that you crash the global economy
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