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Are you a stuck-in-the mud killjoy who favours foul means over fair? No? Me neither! So join me on the journey of a lifetime, where even the sky is not the limit! OK that's stretching it a bit, but do follow me for a myriad of frivolity while going all out to realise your dreams!
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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We can't wait! 😆 We would like to invite you to our alternative #Coronation plus all the latest #comedy songs & sketches tho! 12 & 25 May @IronworksBTN #Brighton & 26 May @ropetackleart Tickets treasonshow.co.uk #Satire @SussexWhatsOn @brightonmag @WeLoveBrighton
But why isn't Liz hiding under a desk? Surely, she should be? I think it's a splendid idea! She might even be fortunate enough to find a trapdoor leading to an emergency exit!
thegoodbizclub.typeform.com/… Mine is indeed a good business. Every business needs to be a genuinely good business. Those that talk the talk must also walk the walk!
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Hi Louise, remember me from ISC? I have escaped there now, but still work at Sussex Uni. I have a start-up called The Fun And Laughter Mob, advocating 'Fun, Fairness and Originality Forever!' I was interested to read about what you are doing in 'Falmer'!
Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng's tax cut for the rich has led to economic disaster, sending the pound falling and the cost of borrowing soaring. They must U-turn on this policy now. Sign the petition: r.ippl.es/minibudget/
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Replying to @PendragonWorks
Set a high bar - compare scripts to Fawlty Towers. Aim to eliminate time lags between amusing moments i.e. constant chuckling with a sprinkling of belly laughs. The Fire Drill passage is a benchmark. You just know it's Sibyl ringing even before Basil screeches 'We're having it!'
Sorry, that wasn't supposed to be a tweet! How did that happen? Note to self: Try not to be such an absolute twit in future. It won't be easy, but persevere!
There's something badly wrong. I alone have the full story. But I am not alone. There are lots of people out there who would agree that it's wrong. They only need to hear my story. It's a true story and I can prove it!





