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🐻in a bad mood

@MasterChief0318

I’m grumpy and wicked frickin tired.

Joined March 2013
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Replying to @gopuff
@gopuff any idea why I’ve been landing in the errorverse for three hours in Denver?
Anyone got $5K I can borrow lol
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Almost every relationship I’ve ever been in can be summed up by “the night we met” by lord Huron. And to think I’ve heard it at a wedding.
Give me a woman that feels like an open road and doesn’t have me constantly eying the horizon for hazards and roadblocks. Give me *safe*
Whatever. Consider me unalived
Can confirm there is light snowfall happening in Lakewood @CBSDenver thank goodness.
You either want me or you don’t fuck off with the “I need a hoe phase” bullshit just say “no I don’t want you” and move on. I’m too old for your twenty-something games.
I’d love to find someone that doesn’t constantly challenge my object permanence.
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This isn’t to say that women are objects to me. By the way.
Does anybody else audibly apologize after swiping left? I do. I have a type, ladies. I really am sorry. Your blonde is beautiful but uh… not my thing.
My Christmas tree topper is most definitely a skull and if you know me you’ll also know that I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Yeah my walls are iron clad for a reason
I just want to mean so much to someone that they don’t want anyone else. Partner me up.
I’m sometimes teased with the idea of the afterlife but who the fuck knows. Full send to bases? Sign me up.
I hope someday I get to fall in love and not get hurt like this again
THIS IS BULLSHIT AND WE ALL FUCKING KNOW IT
Newsweek (@Newsweek) profile pictureNewsweek
@Newsweek19 Nov 2021
Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty of all five felony charges in the shooting deaths of two people and the wounding of another during protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin. The jury delivered the not guilty verdict after four days of deliberations. Read more: newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhous…

Kyle Rittenhouse Reacts To Not Guilty Verdict

Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty of all five felony charges in the shooting deaths of two people and the wounding of another during protests in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

I’m finally unmasking and realizing I’ve been living in the wrong part of town my entire life. I’ll probably die alone but at least I can be my fucking self.
Whoever sees this… you are beautiful. The only version of a human being specific to you that could ever exist anywhere in the universe. Congratulations. I love you, whoever you are. Take a deep breath, it’s gonna be okay.
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I tell you what… the relationship desperately needed to end but holy shit I miss those kids.
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Back to square one finding an apartment, but that’s okay. I’m used to hurdles and challenges. I’m going to have a beautiful life dammit.
If your happiness depends on other people you should not be in a romantic relationship. Figure out how to love your damn self and depend on yourself for joy and *then* you’ll realize… relationships are bullshit.
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