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Ikeja, Nigeria
Joined March 2019
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If the Algorithm shows you this you’re due for a massive Win 🏆
My grandma dodging bullets trying to cook the ofe ọha they invented in Ojukwu’s lab with fire from the blasts 😂
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Tinubu and APC, stop punishing Nigerians. They said, ‘No’! Tinubu and APC, stop punishing Nigerians. They said, ‘No’!! Tinubu and APC, stop punishing Nigerians. They said, ‘No’!!! Oya nau. Fuck around and find out. #RigandDie2027
A Farmer who complained that cows 🐄 keeps eating his crops decided to put poison in his farm and it killed large number of cows belonging to Fulani herders
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Replying to @NigeriaStories
FAAFO - Fuck Around And Find Out
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Start a problematic discussion 🫩
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Replying to @Just_sharon7
✌🏽✌🏽
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Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor aka Ayodele Joseph Oritsegbubemi Oritsejafor is 82 years old today. Congratulations to him 🎉
Today, I would like to celebrate an exceptional man of God and distinguished elder statesman whose invaluable service to the Church, humanity, and our nation continues to be sincerely appreciated. Your life reflects unwavering faith, courage, leadership, and devoted service. Through your ministry, insight, and years of sacrifice, you have made lasting contributions to Nigeria’s spiritual growth and national development. As you mark this special occasion, I pray that Almighty God blesses you with renewed strength, sound health, abundant joy, and many more productive years of grace and service. Happy Birthday, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor. May God continue to bless you and make the years ahead even more rewarding and fulfilling. With profound respect and warm regards. -PO
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“Just copy and paste” bla bla. Okay, I have done that what’s next?
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Replying to @_mrwill
Amen 🙏
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I feel like praying for someone. You will not be put to shame. God will answer you unexpectedly
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Replying to @MasterPeeZ
Yes it's coming
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Replying to @NigeriaStories
Okay
Money for your new car is coming! Receive it 🫶🏻
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Money for your new car is coming! Receive it 🫶🏻
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Replying to @MasterPeeZ
Are you for real
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Replying to @chidex_360
Yes ooooo 😞
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Save Elon Musk, he’ll save the others.
Hey @grok, be honest 💀 Who are you saving? You can save ONLY ONE of them 😭
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How some people spend their salary in a month: ⏺️ Week 1 – 30% ⏺️ Week 2 – 30% ⏺️ Week 3 – 10% ⏺️ Week 4 – 8% Do you track yours?
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How some people spend their salary in a month: ⏺️ Week 1 – 30% ⏺️ Week 2 – 30% ⏺️ Week 3 – 10% ⏺️ Week 4 – 8% Do you track yours?
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Bu düzeni tasarlayan öğretmen gerçekten harika bir iş çıkarmış. 👏
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I am not here to tell you to vote right but just so you know, LPG (gas) is now ₦1,900 per kg.
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Replying to @unkonfined
Congratulations to granny 👋
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Peter Obi just enter Jos, crowd no gree am pass. Everywhere just full, no space to put leg. Omo, his popularity this election is insane! 🤯🔥
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