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hoiden

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Ted, hey Ted, where the hell’s the corkscrew??

 Bellingham, WA
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Joined August 2011
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Death, Taxes, and the Lions losing on thanksgiving. #OnePride
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Who else bricked up at Fantastic 4?
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Korin in real life
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dudes will see this n be like "hell yeah"
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mez (@sugeknightmez) profile picturemez@sugeknightmez30 Nov 2024
i'm gonna put a ps2 in my car lmfao
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Replying to @BrandonPerna
@BrandonPerna you’ve crossed the lions for the last time. #OnePride
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When the refs call 2 obvious penalties you usually get away with
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💤@idgachuck10 Dec 2023
me holding off the Hendon Hooker crowd the rest of the season
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My whole fantasy team when I need them the most:
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Santa when the fog rolls in:
Josh Wagner (@jwaggs10) profile pictureJosh Wagner@jwaggs108 Dec 2023
Alright put in Rudolph
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This is one of the most significant film images of 2023... to me it represents when audiences started asking themselves "why do I always pay money to watch these things over and over again when I haven't actually enjoyed them for years?" and the spell was broken from here
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Kansas City Chiefs fan named Time ‘Person of the Year’ dlvr.it/SznGqG
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Thanks to bowl contracts and Alabama winning the SEC, Louisville’s reward for playing in the ACC title game - win *or* lose - will likely be playing an angry Georgia team in the Orange Bowl.
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I'm available to listen to date offers from Margot Robbie.
Mike Rodriguez (@mikedeportes) profile pictureMike Rodriguez
@mikedeportes28 Nov 2023
Source: Detroit Tigers are available to listen to trade offers for Javier Báez, Tigers owe the shortstop $98M for the next 4 years #JavierBaez #Detroit #Tigers ✍🏽
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#OnePride
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Lions fans to the waxing gibbous moon: #OnePride | #NFL
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Jay Cuda (@JayCuda) profile pictureJay Cuda
@JayCuda22 Nov 2023
i have bad news for the lions :( since the afl/nfl merger, they are 0-12 (.000) on thanksgiving when the moon is in a waxing gibbous phase. tomorrow is a waxing gibbous
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