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Worlds best trader in cash and mean reversion strategies. Rival of @Emani57170908. Master of trolling trolls. Parody account full send.

Parody, not investment advice
Joined March 2020
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They can’t fool the master with this fake menipulated overnight rally. I’ve done my homework and it has never been more clear to me that I am right. Doubting the master has been a very expensive undertaking over the years. Take care.
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The rotation from AI to physical cash is just beginning. The master will provide all of your superintelligence needs from here on out.
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You thought today was bad? Guess what… I’m officially predicting a 🚨BLACK FRIDAY CRASH🚨 tomorrow. The financial collapse has arrived. I’m safely sitting on the sidelines in physical cash IN MY POSSESSION. Take care. (Monday should be worse).
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I’m better than yoda
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The worst is yet to come
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We are looking at a serious possibility of market wide circuit breakers being unable to break the circuits
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Anyone who did not heed the Master’s warnings should apply to McDonalds now before they run out of openings. I tried to warn you about the crash and you didn’t listen, maybe you will listen to this warning. Don’t saying you weren’t warned.
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Pathetic bulls are buying the dip right now, but their efforts are futile. You can’t fight destiny. The Black Thursday crash is underway and Friday will be even worse. I was right.
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We’re just getting started. Hope you moved to physical cash to protect yourself. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
We’re just getting started. This is my base case, but it could be worse depending on the interplay of exogenous and endogenous variables, nonlinear feedback loops, and second-order path-dependent contingencies that drive the terminal distribution of outcomes but the realized outcome remains subject to downside convexity, contingent upon the stochastic confluence of multivariate causal inputs, their covariance structure, and the regime-dependent sensitivity of the underlying system to tail-risk perturbations. Don't say you weren't warned.
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The stock market crash is happening. Everything I predicted is coming to fruition. I’m safely sitting on the sidelines in cash.
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Bow down to the masters greatness!!!
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Of course I was
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That’s right buckle up. It’s going to get a lot worse before it gets better. Currently sitting on the sidelines in cash.
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The table is set for a Black Thursday crash of a magnitude that has never been experienced in the history of markets. There will be nowhere to hide as the entire global financial system devolves into complete collapse. Physical cash in your possession is the only way to get through this.
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This message is directed to anyone who does not heed the Masters warnings.
Replying to @RaphalThomas20
You’re cringe for doubting the Master. The cringiest of cringe.
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Trump said that if there was a blue wave from the Democrats in the midterms then we would fall into a 2nd Great Depression. I modeled this out, and I don't see how the support holds at Dow 11,000. We are going much lower in my honest opinion. I've already moved all of my assets to physical cash as banks will not be safe.
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A Black Wednesday crash is all but guaranteed now after seeing midterm results coming in. The leverage cascades will unwind, ripping the mask off of this fake menipulated Ponzi once and for all. I haven’t been wrong before and won’t be this time.
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Sad that people like this don’t heed my warnings and protect themselves from the coming crash
What the fuck does that have to do with Bitcoin going to zero? You’re desperate as fuck for engagement. Sad AF
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Just ran the midterm election numbers through my sophisticated models and this is how I expect the results to come in
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