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Joined April 2020
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We are at 10milliom views.
Replying to @luhyaheat
7 years from the day, 7 million views amassed and it still hits people now as it did when it came out. Whenever I sing it live I don't own it! The crowd takes over and sing it word for word None of us saw it coming but we made one of the greatest songs of our times WE DID THAT!
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We were not familiar with his game buana 💉💉🙌.
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Allan retweeted
Sois fidèle à une seule fille, aime-la de tout ton cœur, sacrifie-toi pour elle, et un jour, elle te montrera à quel point tu es con.
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Just checked your profile and saw you actually studied at Harvard. The intellectual distance between your education and your thinking is so wide, a person could die trying to jump across.
SIFUNA has NEVER done a SINGLE thing of CONSEQUENCE in his entire life. Not a thing as a lawyer, ODM SG, or senator. Zero, zilch, nada. He’s a blank slate. I challenge anyone to name one thing. Apart from running his mouth. He lost every election until Baba made him Nairobi Senator. Now he’s hiding under Gachagua’s skirt. Prove me wrong. I challenge you.
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Everyone is all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? It sure wasn’t fucking salad.
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If Raila died today,these greedy fucks would sell ODM to Ruto in his burial.
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On a passé un super moment, bien mangé, bonne ambiance, maintenant quand je propose de faire 50/50 ça me sort "mais papa j'ai 4ans"... Déjà c'est pas le sujet
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This guy is super strict but I agree with every single decision he made. Completely 100%.
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as long as the dice is rolling your six will come
Drop the hardest quote of all time.
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Kumbe you guys were hiding such videos from me thinking I couldn't find them myself? Bwana someone find Edwin Sifuna and give him my Malaria vaccine.
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Naingia huko whatsapp napata messages zikijisoma tu, I hope hio laptop niliacha kwa nyumba imeibiwa otherwise nikubaya
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Show me a picture better than this❤️
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To be kasongo free 🥲
To be kissed ?? Or To be cuddled??
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“Kadınların ilişkiler hakkındaki fikirleri en son gördükleri reels’a bağlı”
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Kuna watu wasipopata a response immediately unapatanga tu message was deleted, mko na fragile egos aje. Kwani hamkudungwa BCG??
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NIS wamefikisha ujumbe Kilgoris. Guys we are doing well, time has not changed 5 am and by 4 pm, Ugali ni Kamiti Maximum Prison
Murkomen to Sifuna: Support Ruto now, we'll return the favour in 2032
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Place nilikuwa nimeinvest nimeona amepost picture ya graduation akivishwa gown na UCL man. I'm losing it. Imebidi niweke congratulations machozi ikimwagika.
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Caicedo ameanza kutumia dangerous words like “tuende tuka buy mboga pamoja”
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I was a journalist during El Adde attack, which is Kenya's worst military defeat. Up to 400 KDF soldiers were killed. What makes it hurt even more is that KDF were betrayed by the very community it was protecting. Here is how it unfolded, step by step: 🧵 (If you're wondering why your'e seeing this thread again, X sent me a graphic content warning on the last one and I had to pull it down)
Al-Shabaab militants attack two Kenyan military camps in Fiino and Carabiya, near Mandera on the Somalia border, amid intensified counter-terror operations in the region. Kenyan forces engaged both assaults; casualty details remain unconfirmed.
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I would drop my phone, it would pop into three pieces, and I would put it back together and it still worked.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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夜中に見て涙止まらん…😢😢 ほんまに理想すぎるって😢😢
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